The Board of Inequities-a Beginning.

The Board of Inequities

First order of business-to get a board
Members needed: President
Vice President-VP
Socialite
Cynic
Devils Advocate
Optmist
Usurper
Political Commentator-PC

Do I here any nominations? Do I here anyone second these nominations? Suggestions or Questions? One of those Questions does not have to be why is the Q in Questions capitalized. I did that because I like the way the capital Q looks.

tagged by our Dusty!

The “rules” go like this:Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump every one up one place; add your blog’s name in the #5 spot; link to each of the other blogs for the desired cross pollination effect.

1. Married in Ohio
2. Queen of Pink
3. Shellubra
4. Moments in Time
5. fantasticalice

Next: select new friends to add to the pollen count. (No one is obligated to participate).The five people I choose are:

Rat
Doym
Megan
Kurt

And finally answer this question: What five things do you miss about your childhood.
1. I miss all my friends when I was in marching band for Francis Howell High School. I don’t miss the band or the practices, in fact I really wasn’t good at all, I just did it to have friends.
2. Swim team and Karate---see, I never was a team player!
3. Working at my grandfathers cave in the summer. www.jacobscave.org
4. Going to Busch stadium with my dad and seeing Tom Pagnozzi and Ozzie Smith play.
5. Being the creepy kid in school that everyone thought was a very short crazy deviant… or would someday be…

Down Down Down

Bet you are all wondering where your beloved Alice has gone.

Nope it wasn’t into a rabbit hole.

Okay, here is the skinny. On Monday THING 1 appeared and had not yet received her check. So, after much convincing I got the OKAY from my superiors to do a check by center as long as she signed a document saying that she would indeed give us her check when she received it from the payroll place. So as I am getting all of the wonderful gross income info and deductions and what not I have a very irate woman sitting in my office glowering at me everytime I walk by to answer a question awaiting an answer from the Vocational Rehabilitation Gods. After I get the OKAY, and the check had been typed up I had to go and get a second signature on a check from a board member. Boy, that went over about as well as a woman in white gloves eating a ketchup popsicle… THING 1 was PISSED! When she wants her money she wanted it then and now…. I explained to her that I had to get a second signature on the check or the banks would not accept them… so I went, got the signature from the board member and on the way back was stuck in 20 minute traffic. Needless to say I got back with in a skosh over a half hour. She was actually waiting for me outside in the parking lot (oh dear god the woman knows my car and license plate). She walked up to my car, where I had the windows down because I don’t have A/C ‘cause the blower motor went out, put her hand out and said gimme my god damn check. That did it, I told her that I had to photocopy the check as well as the document she had signed, that got her going again and she was whooping and hollering and screaming and cursing. Finally I just couldn’t take it anymore. So I stood up right next to her and told her what for… I NEVER had to do the check by center… I NEVER had to do anything at all, we could have made her wait for that check to come in the mail. I think that the words had no impact, I think that when I got up into her face me as 5”8” and her as 5”1” 110 lbs she actually may have gotten a little bit immtemidiated and backed off. So I made my copy and she left.

She never even thanked me.

Tuesday, my co-worker had to go to the ER, she was bleeding badly internally so it was just me and another woman doing timesheets.

Wednesday, my co-worker was still out. We got timesheets done (last minute) then I had a meeting with the City Planning and Zoning where we have to invoice them for 22,534.36 for reimbursement to our centers for Ramps we have built. This is also another glorious aspect of my job as the paper pusher from hell.

Things I hate about my job:

We laid off 5 people because of Medicaid cutbacks (which is how we run our center)

We had a girl quite the ramp projects… so, to save face we won’t hire anyone else so now I am doing it again… I am now working 70 hours a week.

If I make a mistake I have 3 bosses on my ass about it.

If I need directions I have 3 bosses I can’t find.

We have a board of directors that are only doing it as a resume padder…. They don’t even seem to understand the function of what our center does.

The board doesn’t understand that they are OUR bosses boss.

Hmmmmm… must right up a grant invoice now. Yippppppeeeee.

Riddle Me This

Well ladies and gentlemen, I had to try giving you some harder ones. GOOD LUCK!

1. Though I exist alone, there are often many of us interconnected like the threads of a web. If I am worn, there is an expression that indicates you should not leave me. A man with a name meaning something like 'knowledgeable one' once said that I was number four of a certain set, & had less than ten folds. What am I? ___________

2. Read backward I am someone who does not tell the truth. I am essential for the movement of a connected series of carriages. What am I? _____________

3. I am short, concise and to the point. Change my first letter and you have a body of metrical writing. What am I?

4. I am a premonition. My first five letters mean 'to make merry.' What am I?_______

5. I was well known in the heavy metal world of the 80's for yelling at Satan. My name backward is a right to hold another's property. Who am I? ______________

Good Song

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

Current Status

Sorry Rat, I would write more but I have no computer at home and I only write and read blogs at work.

Friday afternoon sucked... I work in the payroll department at my work, I ensure that about 1,500 pca's (personal care attendants) receive their paychecks every two weeks. Well, we didn't receive a timesheet on time for this one girl so I made her redo a timesheet, we shall call her THING 1, she had not received her paycheck.... now THING 1 has been a pca now for over 2 years, she knows exactly how the mailing system works... we enter the timesheet on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday morning and then on Friday the checks are mailed to the home FROM St. Louis. Well, when she turned in her redone timesheet I explained to her that her check would be mailed out last Friday. THING 1 nodded her head and said she understood. After her leaving my office I called her employer (THING 2, the person she assists). THING 2 said that he two understood the check would be mailed last Friday. Oh, I did fail to mention that I was explainging this on Tuesday of last week. So, Friday afternoon about 2:00 I walk back in to the office after having my lunch and their was a message from the secretary DEMANDING that I give THING 1 a call. I called, THING 1 and THING are screaming at me over a speaker phone that I had told them the check would be in their mailbox on Friday. So for an hour straight I had to listen to THING 1 yell at me and curse me up one side and down the other about how we had originally lost her timesheet - which if it is lost, here, in this building, after my microscopic search, than it's in a god damn black hole somewhere-and that I had promised THING 1 that she would receive her paycheck Friday. I told THING 1 and THING 2 that the checks are mailed Friday, no ifs, ands, or buts, and I NEVER promise when a check will be there because it is up to the postal system to ensure it gets to a home in a timely fashion. THING 1 and THING 2 are still insistent that I promised them this, they then wanted to speak to my director and assistant director, well, they were both out doing whatever it they do outside the office (probably hitting up some bars). Anyways, for the entire afternoon I paged and called my superiors to no avail with THING 1 and THING 2 calling me every half hour on the half hour to see what I was going to do to fix this problem with THING 1's check. Needless to say nothing has been resolved and I am currently holed up in my office hoping that she will receive her check today and I won't be in the snake pit again.

My Nephew is due in Late August.

I am reading DUNE by Frank Herbert for the Zillionth time.

Mr. Jon the anklet bracelet man has a J-O-B starting on the 5th of July... painting again, which he is excellent at.

Today's payroll day so I will be flipping through blogs as I enter in new w-4 for about 20 people before doing with three other co-workers about 3,000 timesheets.

Monday's are one hell of a way to spend 1/7 th of your life.

One DAMN Good Post

I want EVERYONE to go to Today's post on our dear friend Adrian's Blog. I personally believe this was an excellent post.

It's called Muppet Disease.

www.offmyblog.blogspot.com

Riddle Me This-Answers

There was some really imaginitive answer on Monday, but here are the correct ones!

Don't beat yourself up on #3.

I do not hold the desert, only a sample. My innards descend ever so slowly.... But in time I am turned over to begin again. What am I? ___hourglass________

I am larger than you can imagine, possibly without bounds. My last five letters name something found in poetry. What am I? ___universe________


The first part of my name is a container, I am a type of language that few understand. What am I? ___jargon______

I am trying to figure out what icon I want to go with my name... any suggestions? 

demonology

Now if I could look like that too...

You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon. Demon 100% Dragon 67% WereWolf 50% Mermaid 50% Faerie 50% Angel 42% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!) created with QuizFarm.com

Why stupid people shouldn't breed

This happened just this weekend in Columbia, MO. It's pretty sad but it makes me so damned irrate at the same time, talk about some mixed emotions. Oh, if the name Lana Jacobs looks familiar, well, she is the pain tin the ass woman who during the Terri Schiavo case tried to bring her water during her last days and got arrested for it, and inadvertantly received national coverage which I am sure she loved.

Van in Fatal Crash Packed
with Immigrants

"I don't think they know they're risking their lives. They're just desperate for their families."
Lana Jacobs
St. Francis House
Watch Monday's Story
Watch Sunday's Story
A van full of migrant workers that rashed on Interstate 70, killing five and injuring a dozen, was headed toward the East Coast, where the passengers hoped to find better work.

The van carrying 20 people skidded and overturned early Sunday on I-70 near Rocheport.

17 passengers were thrown from the van, and none was wearing a seat belt, the Missouri State Highway Patrol said. Some passengers said the driver fell asleep.

The van apparently was carrying people from Los Angeles to destinations including New York, Maryland and North Carolina.

Some survivors told the Columbia Daily Tribune on Monday that they had trusted a man in Los Angeles, who didn't give his name but collected $500 from each person to organize the trip and provide food.

But some crash survivors said they received only water on the trip, and paid for their own food.

Victims' Names

Several occupants were from Central America, but the patrol said it did not know all the passengers' identities or hometowns.

Four men and one woman died in the crash. Only one of the five deceased victims was identified: Julio Lopez-Luna, whose age and hometown were unknown.

At least 10 occupants of the van were still hospitalized Monday at University Hospital and Columbia Regional Medical Center.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were sent to determine if some of the occupants were illegal immigrants and whether they were being smuggled across the United States, said agency spokesman Carl Rusnok.

Lana Jacobs works at St. Francis House, a Roman Catholic homeless shelter in Columbia, which took in three of the occupants Sunday. By Monday, they had moved on.

But Jacobs said in her conversations with them, through a Spanish-speaking interpreter, she understood they were from Guatemala, near the Mexican border, and were headed to North Carolina for work.

"My sense is they had not been in the country before," she said.

Jacobs also said she understands authorities want to catch those who sneak people into the country, but said they should focus their efforts on companies who recruit those people to work.

"It's just so tragic. I understand going after the smugglers, but why isn't the government going after these businesses doing this?" she said. "I'm just always amazed when especially these really young risk their lives. I don't think they know they're risking their lives. They're just desperate for their families."

Many travelers did not know each other and had different destinations, said Andrade, who suffered a fractured hip and leg injuries. She hopes to reach her aunt's house in New York City if she can find the money.

Andrade traveled from her home in El Salvador to her uncle's home in Los Angeles nine months ago. She worked to keep her uncle's apartment clean after failing to find a job in Los Angeles

Fellow passenger Erik de Leon asked Lopez whether he would be deported, but Lopez told him not to be afraid. De Leon said he was headed to Maryland to find a construction job. He also was asleep during the accident and became trapped.

"When I awoke, I saw all the people, and I said, `Why God is this happening to us?'" he said.

The highway patrol said the 2001 Chevrolet van was eastbound on I-70 when it drove onto the road's right shoulder. The driver apparently overcorrected, and the van skidded across both lanes into the median, causing the van to overturn several times. Seventeen of the vehicle's occupants were ejected.

The accident occurred nearly four months after a truck carrying 16 migrant workers from Mexico crashed on Interstate 70, about 40 miles east of Columbia. One man was killed and four seriously injured in that accident.

It’s all about the Hype. Isn’t it?

Publicity and progaganda that’s all it is, they aren’t that freakin’ talented, they aren’t that freakin’ smart. They can’t be…

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes-they announce their engagement right at the premier of their movies War of the Worlds and Batman.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt-announce their comradery in the fight for impoverished third world countries amoungst speculation that they are an item all right before the premier of their movie Mr and Mrs Smith.

Brooke Shields-openly on news fighting depression and post-partum depression, is she looking for a comeback or just attention?

Paris Hilton-(Alice is currently making gagging sounds while trying to keep her lunch down)-fianced to Paris lesomethingornotherisis and going to be married in Paris-how cute (gag gag). Now she has more book sales than ever as well as her perfume sales sky rocketing.

Bunch of bullshit in my opinion. I could really freakin’ care less about their actual lives. Make movies, do your sitcoms, don’t bore me with your stupid publicity stunts. It makes me wonder if all of this are just to make a little bit more money and a bigger name....?

I couldn’t care less.

Tuesday's recipe

http://an80snut.blogspot.com/2005/06/tastes-of-home.html#comments

After reading an80snut yummy taco pie recipe I figured I would give mine for sloppy joe pizza, Mom’s-Melanie, Red, and Jenn-you guys may appreciate this. This goes over BIG with my boyfriend and it certainly is a change from the usual pizza that gets so boring.

1 Jiffy box pizza crust
1lb hamburger meat
1 bag shredded chedder cheese or taco blend cheese
1 onion
1 can sloppy joe mix

Mix the crust like is says to on the box, then, after it has risen spread it out on a cookie sheet or pizza sheet.

Put the crust in the oven while your hamburger meat is browning so that the crust will start to brown.

Mix in the chopped onion and sloppy joe mix into the meat after it has drained.

Remove the pizza crust from oven, pour in sloppy joe mix onto crust then add cheddar cheese to top of sloppy joe mix.

Bake in oven until cheese is nice and melted-I like my cheese a little brown on top.

Viola, cut with pizza cutter and enjoy. I also usually add in green peppers and black olives to the sloppy joe when I do mine.

Riddle Me This

Good Luck!

I do not hold the desert, only a sample. My innards descend ever so slowly.... But in time I am turned over to begin again. What am I? ___________

I am larger than you can imagine, possibly without bounds. My last five letters name something found in poetry. What am I? ___________


The first part of my name is a container, I am a type of language that few understand. What am I? _________

Rat, I think that Jenn and I need to see all applicants together, it's hard as hell to scroll back and find 'em all.

Body Guard Applicants for Rat

Body guard applicants for Rat! What do you think Jenn... by the way, this beautiful art piece was done by Boris Vallejo, he is a VERY talented man. 

Man on the Moon?

I think that Thursdays will be my conspiracy days. Don't worry Kurt, next Monday I promise to start my riddles up again. I just go to thinking about all the people that I know that think that people landing on the moon never really happened. Come on I know that most of you out there have a friend who thinks that the entire Apollo 11 trip to the moon was completely staged, a movie production. Or, maybe that "friend" is really yourself... So, what do any of you think?  

quid pro quo

I saw this on Red and Rats site... it looked like a lot of fun, very creative and it made you really think about the answer


If I were a month, I'd be: April-cause it brings May flowers
If I were a season, I'd be: Autumn
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars
If I were a sea creature, I'd be: shark
If I were a direction, I'd be: northeast
If I were a sin, I'd be: envy
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Mark Twain-I know, odd for a woman
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Budweiser
If I were a tree, I'd be: maple
If I were a bird, I'd be: cardinal, like our baseball team...
If I were a tool, I'd be: a reciprocating saw
If I were a flower, I'd be: lily-they are my favorites
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: centaur…interesting question
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: saxaphone
If I were a house pet, I'd be: a cat, sitting around soaking up the sun all day
If I were a color, I'd be: dark blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: controled angst
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: zuchini
If I were a fruit, I'd be: a strawberry
If I were a sound, I'd be: undetectable by the human ear
If I were an element: fire, it destroy, it creates
If I were a car, I'd be: 69 Dodge Charger, either panther pink, or sublime green
If I were a song, I'd be: sung by Chris Cornell
If I were a book, I'd be: a classic
If I were a place, I'd be: Ireland
If I were a material, I'd be: 50% polyester, 50% rayon
If I were a taste, I'd be: dark chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: chocolate chip cookies
If I were a word, I'd be: yahtzee (instead of bingo) or jesus christ of latter day saints
If I were an object, I'd be: very expensive
If I were a body part, I'd be: the medulla oblongota
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: history
If I were a shape, I'd be a: mobius strip
If I were an ice cream flavour, I'd be: butter pecan
If I were a celebrity, I'd be: very rich
If I were a body of water, I'd be: the dead sea
If I were a landform/area of land, I'd be: a cave
If I were something made of glass, I'd be: eye
If I were something made of paper, I'd be: a bribe

Vehicles.

Why is it that everyone thinks now a days that cars/trucks/motorcycles are a fashion statement? Why is there no more need for function, but a need for style. Let us go out and get our leopard print seat cover and overpriced steering wheel cover and neon license plate frames (when I thought that vanity plates were already stupid and conceited). Let’s put a thousand dollars of 20" wheels on a $450 olds cutlass. What the fuck are people thinking when they buy this stuff? Let’s get the $800 stereo to put in our little grand prix where it sounds distorted and shatters the glass when you put the volume up to 20 notches...

This was written some time ago, I'm seeing what everyone's general consensus is.

Okay, as usual I am glaring at someone, my co-worker said I was being "sassy".  

Alice's fantastically strappy shoes... the only time I wear three inch heals without dancing around a brass pole. 

I think I am figuring it out.... let me know if you see my foot with tattoo. 

Success, yet to be decided

Thank you all for your kind, encouraging, and get your head out of your ass words on Thurs plus. It makes a girl feel good to hear these little things occasionally!

Well, RampArt went fairly well. I ended up finding a slinky black dress to wear-working on getting a picture posted at some point. Food, well, there was enough food, but from what I am understanding apparently we neglected to pick up a few food donations from some restaurants, and they are PISSED, rightly so though. The artwork looked FANTASTIC, if I do say so myself. We sold all of our admissions tickets, 800 at $5.00 a pop. We gave away our 42 inch plasma screen tv some 23 year old kid ended up winning it.... punk. It will be later this week when we figure out how much money we actually made from the event to build ramps.

I got rent figured out for May, and luckily, I pay rent at the end of the month.

Took care of three different creditors today....

I am SUCH a worrier.

I am still trying to figure out how to work the pics.......

bizarre question

So, as I ready myself to do my post RampArt post, before the end of business today (rat) I have one bizarre question:

When you put the toilet paper on the little plastic holder do you:

A) place it so that the end of the role is on top, facing out

or

B) place it so that the end of the role is behind the role

Current Status

This has just been a horrific week.

Okay, RampArt the big fundraiser my agency is doing is going on tonight... we have 50 artists and 100 pieces of artwork, it is all hanging in the art gallery now.

The Biographies for each piece are finished, I have to go to the gallery this morning and MAKE sure there are no mistakes.

The food has been donated, the band set. Now we just have to make sure it gets to the gallery before the doors open at 6:00.

Jesus christ of latter day saints I am STRESSED right now.

My paycheck has been garnished for a hospital bill from when I sliced my damn wrist open after taking 52 xanax four years ago.

I can't pay May or June rent yet.

I am CONSTANTLY getting creditor calls... I think Red's creditor call reinactment was the best...

I have NO idea what I am going to wear tonight... yeah, it's one of those seriously formal things... and I can't afford anything new. And I work with a bunch of old people so I can't borrow anything to where that can fit a 5'8" voluptious hot body of mine (see even amoungst with facing adversity, I still try to be postitive).

Just wish me luck guys.

ladies ladies ladies

I saw this on Red’s site http://headofred.blogspot.com/

See what your twins are named:

Your Boobies' Names Are: The Blind Melons

Get your own Boobie Names

quid pro quo

Got this off of Rat's and Red's site, found it interesting, decided to give it a try.

(x) Smoked a joint
( ) Been in a wet t-shirt contest.
( ) Crashed a car (purposefully ran into it)
(X) Stolen a car-Do mother's cars count?
(x) Been in love
(x) Had a threesome
( ) Been dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight
(x) Snuck out of the house .
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - that happens every day
(x) Been arrested
(x) Made out with a stranger
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
( ) Had a crush on a teacher
( ) Been in Europe
(x) Skipped school -
(x) Seen someone die -
(x) Been to Canada - for twenty minutes just to do it.
( ) Been to Mexico -
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi-I LOVE SUSHI
( ) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone from the internet in person
( ) Been moshing at a concert -
(x) Been in an abusive relationship
(x) Taken painkillers-a little to excessively sometimes.
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
(x) Laid and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
(x) Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school-I'm doing so right now
(x) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sun set
( ) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed -only by friends who never paid me back
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat-I hate goats!
(x) Won a contest
(x) Run a red light
( ) Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident
(x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Pole danced
(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Walked barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
() Been to the opposite side of the world
( ) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep-a few to many times
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) Sung karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls when you were younger
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose-ice tea stings
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced naked in the rain - no, but in the shower and in a pool
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Had a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
( ) Gone rollerbladdin'
(x) Had a wish come true
(x) Worn pearls---hehehehe, I will leave that one alone, but yes.
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Screamed the word penis in public-at least twice a day
( ) Ate dog/cat food
( ) Told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
(x) Owned a little black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
(x) Glued your hand to something
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole-to a freezer, it was a dare
(x) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes - I have a photo to prove it!
( ) Been a cheerleader
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) Done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours -
(x) Stayed up all night
( ) Didn't take a shower for a week
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree - and then got sick
(x) Climbed a tree - to get the dumb apple
( ) Had a tree house
(x) Are (NOT) scared to watch scary movies
(x) Believe in ghosts
( ) Have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(x) Played chicken
(x) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(x) Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger
( ) Broken a bone
(x) Been easily amused
(x) Caught a fish then ate it
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
(x) Slept naked-every night!
(x) French braided someone's hair-it just didn't look so hot.

Aaarrrgh, this is my angry face

Do you ever do shit, and then, when reading about, or in retrospect you just get pissed off at yourself and ask “why the hell do I put myself through that.”

Okay, my buddy Jon has been under house arrest for little over a month now… he will continue to be for about a 10 months more. Well here in the lovely state of Missouri, you have to pay 8 dollars a day to stay under house arrest (you are basically paying for your punishment). He couldn’t pay the fee at the end of this month so being the wonderful Alice I am I paid for it.

And all morning all the little shit did was bitch, moan, whine, and complain about me, the car, I didn’t have enough gas, I couldn’t drive fast enough, I didn’t drive “right” enough, why was he dealing with me this morning, why didn’t I take him to an interview---(ummm, I had to go to work), why the hell did I have such a smart mouth today (hmmm… cause after pissing me off the entire drive to the courthouse listening to you bitch I decided just to tell you to shut the fuck up). ETC ETC ETC. And never ONCE did he thank me for getting his ass out of jam, cause if he didn’t pay, he would have had his ass thrown in jail for the remainder of the duration.

Oh, and did I fail to mention that the prick is my boyfriend of the last 5 years.