quid pro quo

I saw this on Red and Rats site... it looked like a lot of fun, very creative and it made you really think about the answer


If I were a month, I'd be: April-cause it brings May flowers
If I were a season, I'd be: Autumn
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars
If I were a sea creature, I'd be: shark
If I were a direction, I'd be: northeast
If I were a sin, I'd be: envy
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Mark Twain-I know, odd for a woman
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Budweiser
If I were a tree, I'd be: maple
If I were a bird, I'd be: cardinal, like our baseball team...
If I were a tool, I'd be: a reciprocating saw
If I were a flower, I'd be: lily-they are my favorites
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: centaur…interesting question
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: saxaphone
If I were a house pet, I'd be: a cat, sitting around soaking up the sun all day
If I were a color, I'd be: dark blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: controled angst
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: zuchini
If I were a fruit, I'd be: a strawberry
If I were a sound, I'd be: undetectable by the human ear
If I were an element: fire, it destroy, it creates
If I were a car, I'd be: 69 Dodge Charger, either panther pink, or sublime green
If I were a song, I'd be: sung by Chris Cornell
If I were a book, I'd be: a classic
If I were a place, I'd be: Ireland
If I were a material, I'd be: 50% polyester, 50% rayon
If I were a taste, I'd be: dark chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: chocolate chip cookies
If I were a word, I'd be: yahtzee (instead of bingo) or jesus christ of latter day saints
If I were an object, I'd be: very expensive
If I were a body part, I'd be: the medulla oblongota
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: history
If I were a shape, I'd be a: mobius strip
If I were an ice cream flavour, I'd be: butter pecan
If I were a celebrity, I'd be: very rich
If I were a body of water, I'd be: the dead sea
If I were a landform/area of land, I'd be: a cave
If I were something made of glass, I'd be: eye
If I were something made of paper, I'd be: a bribe