Down The Rabbit Hole

“"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)”

Friday, September 15, 2006

FUCKN' A RIGHT

I am going back go college in January!

HAHAHAHA

If anyone would like to donate to the worthy cause of Alice getting her head out of her ass by leaving monetary donations or pearls of wisdom, well, y'all know what to do.

38 Comments:

At 2:38 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I am so proud of you girlfriend! I hope your excited..you should be.

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I think once you make the step to college the rest will seem easy..btw..I have a myspace acct but I don't remember the damn password or what email addy I used to sign up..so I can't look at any pic but the one on the front page..bastards..I hate myspace..only kids have those accts and 25 doesn't qualify you as a kid any longer :p

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger FantasticAlice said...

Yeah, I'll have to tell you about being kicked off my sister-n-laws friends list.... let me tell you how much that hurt my feelings-by the way this is DRIPPING with sarcasm.

What do I want to go into though.... legal studies
business
accounting
computer programming and the like

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger FantasticAlice said...

Dusty, you are such a dork its cute.

Yeah, now I gotta figure out how to take it off that myspace crap since I only did it to talk to the sister in law.

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I'll give you some pearls.

 
At 11:18 PM, Blogger Zan said...

Rat, she doesn't need that kind of wisdom. Really.

Anyhoo, congrats on the decision to go back! I'm very excited for you. ;)

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Alice..I am not a dork :p

just mark the emails from myspace as spam when you get them. god thats an awful site.

Your on the outs w/your sisterinlaw? hell..thats a good thing sometimes isn't it?

I am so bummed Stewart didn't make the chase girl..I can't begin to tell ya.

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alice, sweet Alice...I'm thrilled, nay, ecstatic that you are going back to college. I'm proud of you, too. :)

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Scott said...

Alice what are you going to major in?

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Congrats! Sorry grad school has all my money or i'd donate

 
At 11:14 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

But it would be good for her skin.

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger Danilo da Silva said...

Congrats Alice!!! I am very happy for ya!! After all this time away from one, I miss it.

Donations? I can give ya one of my sexy-looking winks? Is that going to help any though??

 
At 7:24 AM, Blogger Jay Noel said...

You could take student loans and get in massive debt like all other college students.

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger none said...

Pearls of wisdom:
-Study a lot no matter how much you don't want to.
-Do all of your homework even if it sucks.
-Put school first above tv watching.
-Be organized (even if it's a crazy, chaotic and a complete mess as long as you know where everything is at in a moments notice.)
-Eat breakfast
-Take advantage of the lots-of-walking-until-your-legs-fall-off


...Yeah, that's all I really have but it's certainly helped me. I'm a B C student (because I would do everything half way) but am averaging A's in every class.

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

10/07/06

This is total bullshit. You're going to get an after school detention & I think you know what I mean!

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger Martin said...

Well, you won't be lonely on MySpace. I saw the photos. hahaha

Congrats on heading back to school, hon.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

10/13/06 - another ALiceless week. This sucks.

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

BULLSHIT!!!!!!


WHERE"S THE UPDATE!!!!

AQAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

MY PANTIES ARE IN A BUNCH!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger Kurt said...

i'm thinking she is waiting for the paypal to kick.
either that or she is sucked into the Myspace vortex and can't get out....

 
At 1:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she finally fell down the rabbit hole for real...

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

I'm with Rat...my panties are in a definite bunch. Are you going for some sort of record between posts or what?

Get back here and tell us about this school thing some more!

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger none said...

Ok.. Seriously...

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

juyIt's not that I don't want to help Megan unbunch her panties, but

SEPT 15th! COME ON!


This is bullshit.

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

It's 11/10/06 & if this s any idication of how attentive you will be to your college assignments, good luck.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

ok bitch..give us a fucking post ok? Your hairy ass can't just drop off the face of the fucking earth..

Write something!

Love,
dusterella

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

2 months.

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I give up & this is off the favorites list.

Hope you are okay, slack ass.

11/18/06

Happy Thanksgiving.

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger BUMBLE!!! said...

Good luck - if you're ever in the PA area and need to take some English classes... that's what I teach!!

Merry Christmas.

 
At 12:20 AM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

12/26/06

I guess the Mad Hatter ate you up.

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

ALICE ALICE ALICE! COME OUT THE HOLE AND PLAY!!

 
At 9:37 AM, Blogger Mad Housewife said...

Will you posting soon?

 
At 6:25 AM, Blogger Kurt said...

So? Did you get enrolled?lmlpm

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

02/21/07 I have kidnapped Alice and will only return her for $34.78 US Dollars!

 
At 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6:58 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Anonymous trying to make up for all the words Alice should have posted in the recent months.

04/27/07 just checking in again.

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

05/26/07 ... still missing Alice

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I'll start trolling the swamps on Monday.

07/07/07

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger Zan said...

You find anything?

 

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