Down The Rabbit Hole

“"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)”

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Day of Hell

Since my day has been a living hell I will keep this one short and sweet.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

Any guesses, without googling who wrote it?

Friday, May 27, 2005

Help at Home

Okay, I am about to step onto my soap box.

Yeah, I am a fan of helping my fellow man, believe me I do my part every day of my life. Well, I got to thinking last night after a 12 pack of Budweiser shared with a peer and a VERY heated discussion. Why is it we give all this foreign aid when we need help for our citizens right here at home.

Okay, I know you are asking what the fuck is Alice talking about? Well, on t.v. I watched Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie discussing the plight of the poor in Africa and Asia etc. and how we should all band together and help one another. Sure, that works for me but what about all the inner city kids that can't go outside there homes for fear of drug dealers and drive by shootings... kids whose mothers and fathers are in prison or on the streets doing drugs and leaving their kids for their grandmothers and great-grandmothers even to take care of them and raise them. How about the families in the appalachian mountains (yes, even more poor than the inner city)who don't even have a pot to piss in, let alone food, clothes, education. Okay, I have to go to a meeting I will hop off my soap box and continue this discussion in the comment section of this post.

Come on guys, I know you all are bright, intelligent, and VERY opinionated people... let's get a good discussion going on.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

for a Mr. Kurt Booth

Since you are the only one who even tried the quiz last week, and I am VERY sorry for not posting the answers like I said I would (bad Alice, bad).

What runs all around the yard without moving?

The fence

What is broken when you name it?

Silence

During a crazy weekend of paintball, four friends were having great fun. The paint came in blue, green, yellow and red. Coincidentally, the four friends had T-shirts in those same colours. Brenda used blue paint balls. The person in the green T-shirt used yellow paint balls. James was not wearing a red T-shirt. Diane used green paint balls and wore a blue T-shirt. Simon was the only person who used paint which was the same colour as his T-shirt. Can you tell which colour paint they each used and the colour of their respective T-shirts?


Name Wore Paint
Simon red red
Brenda yellow blue
James green yellow
Diane blue green


After a local art theft, six suspects were being interviewed. Below is a summary of their statements. Police know that exactly four of them told one lie each and all of the other statements are true. From this information can you tell who committed the crime?
Alan said:
It wasn't Brian
It wasn't Dave
It wasn't Eddie

Brian said:
It wasn't Alan
It wasn't Charlie
It wasn't Eddie

Charlie said:
It wasn't Brian
It wasn't Freddie
It wasn't Eddie

Dave said:
It wasn't Alan
It wasn't Freddie
It wasn't Charlie

Eddie said:
It wasn't Charlie
It wasn't Dave
It wasn't Freddie

Freddie said:
It wasn't Charlie
It wasn't Dave
It wasn't Alan

Charlie committed the crime.

Without using any reference material can you find the hidden countries. In each case, the letter indicates the first letter of the country in question, the number represents the number of letters in the country. For example, E7 would be England.
H5 V9 D7 J7 F6 S6 E8 Z8 R7 Q5

Haiti, Venezuela, Denmark, Jamaica, France, Sweden, Ethiopia, Zimbabwe, Romania, Qatar.

What kind of eyes do you have?

Take the quiz: "What'>http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=8445">"What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

Acutally, I am learning to HTML, so I wanna see if this works.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Current Status

Still broke as a joke, but working on it.

My Brother is about to be a Daddy again. I have one niece, Brianna Marie, she will be one in September. Now I will have a nephew, Caden Lee (that is the current pick of the mom, I am not to thrilled with it) due in September. Apparently my brother likes to get down a certain month of the year compared to any other.

Currently reading Myth Adventures the series by Robert Asprin.

My birthday was yesterday. I hit the big 24.

Other than that, I am working 60 hour weeks again and I think my mind is sloooowwwwllllllyyyyyyyyyy going numb.

Monday, May 23, 2005

What's Your Opinion?

Ex-officer convicted Jury deliberates for nine hours in Rios trial.
By MIKE WELLS of the Tribune’s staff
Published Sunday, May 22, 2005
Once a bearer of the golden badge of the Columbia Police Department, former Officer Steven Rios is now a convicted killer.
Ed Pfueller photo
Convicted murderer Steven Rios stand in shackles yesterday as the jury recommends a sentence of 10 years for armed criminal action after declaring him guilty of first degree murder, which carries a sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole. After a weeklong trial and nine hours of deliberation, Clay County jurors found Rios guilty of first-degree murder and armed criminal action in the June 5 death of Jesse Valencia.
In reaction to the verdict’s announcement yesterday at 10:20 a.m., emotion washed over the courtroom audience. The victim’s family and friends sobbed in relief, and the defendant’s family members lowered their heads and embraced.
Rios will spend life in prison without probation or parole on the murder charge. Prosecutors did not seek the death penalty.
Boone County Circuit Judge Ellen Roper scheduled sentencing on the armed criminal action charge for July 5. The jury recommended 10 years in prison, but Roper can add to that term.
Public Defender Valerie Leftwich said she expected lengthy deliberations because of the number of exhibits and testimony. The verdict disappointed her. "I certainly think there’s reasonable doubt," she said.
Valencia was last seen alive walking home from a friend’s party at about 3:40 a.m. June 5. His body was found later that day in a neighbor’s yard with arms and legs akimbo and a 4-inch gash across his throat.
The investigation twisted upon itself within 24 hours after Valencia’s friends told detectives he was having an affair with a married police officer.
Valencia, a gay 23-year-old history major at the University of Missouri-Columbia, met Rios when the officer arrested him April 18, 2004, at a loud party in the East Campus neighborhood. The two quickly began a sexual affair that Special Prosecutor Morley Swingle said led to the killing. Rios was arrested July 1 and charged with killing Valencia.
The trial began Monday. During deliberations, which started Friday afternoon, the jury first asked for a large pad of paper and a pen, then a map of Columbia and driving times between the Columbia Police Department and the victim’s apartment on Wilson Avenue and from the apartment to Rios’ home on Affirmed Drive.
Leftwich had argued Rios could not have had time to leave the department, kill Valencia and arrive at his home at the time his wife testified he walked in.
When jurors asked to review the probability statistics for DNA evidence discovered under the victim’s fingernails and hairs found on his shaved chest, Swingle said, he suspected they believed Rios had enough time kill Valencia.
Crime lab results showed a probability of 757.5 trillion to 1 that the three limb hairs tested belonged to anyone but Rios.
Swingle said he was not surprised when Rios testified Friday in his own defense.
"I expected it," he said. "I could tell he was an arrogant, conceited sociopath. And so I had my cross examination written a month ago."
Some of the most explosive aspects of the prosecution’s case never made it to the courtroom. Testimony that would have been considered hearsay wasn’t admitted, including that several of the state’s witnesses overheard Valencia refer to Rios as "Anderson" because that’s what Rios told him his real name was, Swingle said.
Investigators suspected Rios not only told Valencia that Anderson was his name, but that he wore a false nametag, Swingle said. Columbia police Officer Ted Anderson’s uniform nametag disappeared earlier this year and was never found.
Swingle failed to get an opening to call four special witnesses who were waiting in a room elsewhere in the courthouse because neither Rios nor any of the defense witnesses testified to the issue of his moral character or any past incidents of becoming involved with people he’s arrested.
Three women were prepared to testify that Rios propositioned them for sex after he had arrested them on various charges, Swingle said. The women described Rios’ overtures as "creepy," Swingle said.
In addition, a Boone County Sheriff’s Department deputy was ready to testify why Rios lost his job as a county corrections officer in 1999 after only one month of employment. Swingle said Rios forged a friend’s name on a storage locker rental application without telling the friend, then put his own personal property in a locker next to it. After Rios’ arrest last year, former Sheriff Ted Boehm declined to say why Rios left the jail job, citing confidential personnel issues.
In November 2001, Rios joined the Columbia police. His duties included patrolling the East Campus neighborhood where Valencia lived.

What's your opinion

Rios GuiltyJury Recommends Life Plus 10 Yearsfor Former Columbia Cop
A jury convicted former Columbia police officer Steven Rios for the first-degree murder in the death of a gay college student with whom he had an affair.
The jury, brought in from Clay County, deliberated nine hours before convicting Steven Rios of slashing Jesse Valencia's throat last June.
Rios, 28, was also convicted of armed criminal action and faces a mandatory sentence of life without parole for the murder conviction.
The jury recommended a 10-year term for armed criminal action. Formal sentencing was set for July 5.
Prosecutors said Rios, a married father, killed Valencia, 23, to keep him from revealing their relationship. Public defender Valerie Leftwich had contended that an affair was not proof of murder.
The jury began deliberating shortly after 2 p.m. Friday and broke for the night about 9:30 p.m., before resuming deliberations Saturday morning.
Valencia, a student at MU, was last seen at a party early June 5, 2004, in his neighborhood east of campus. A neighbor in the building reported hearing Valencia arguing with someone early that morning. His body was found later that day in a nearby yard.
More From KOMU News
Saturday's Report from the Courthouse (Video)
Valencia's Friends and Family React to the Verdict (Video)
Complete Coveragefrom the Beginning
Rios met Valencia in April 2004, when he arrested the student for interfering with him and another officer as they answered a police call about a loud party. During his trial, he testified that their sexual relationship began that night.
Rios admitted that he lied about the affair, but on the standhe said he was with co-workers when Valencia was killed.
Despite the verdict, a Rios family representative spoke to the media after the sentencing. He said Rios' family continued to believe in Rios' innocence, and he maintained an appeal will clear Rios.
Rios' lawyers have ten days to file an appeal.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Quiz Show

Okay ladies and Gents.... who do you think are the hottest men and women in the world?

These do not have to be celebs of any kind, but it may help with other people figuring out who they are.

So, pick your top 5 male and female gorgeous people!

I will give my pics later.



Post-note: Jenn.. I already know that which hot singer you will pick... I think he will be on my list as well..

Monday, May 16, 2005

MY GOD DAMNED LUNCH

Some ass clown ate my lunch!

Okay, had a meeting last week on Friday, so my left over eggroll and veggies in garlic sauce where tucked into the office fridge into the waaaaay back.

Today's monday (ha, obviously) I went back, no food in fridge.... I do a little further investigation and the container I had it in was in the trash can next to the fridge, I swear to vishnu that the damned aluminum had been licked clean.

so to my office staff of 28 this is the email I sent out:

This is a quick little reminder to everyone that if there is food in the back fridge, and it isn't yours DON'T EAT IT. Someone ate my lunch for today, someone also ate Tarzie's lunch from last week. GROW UP AND GET A LITTLE RESPECT FOR OTHERS BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NONE FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way I am the youngest person on the staff, granted not the lowest paid but none the less the youngest. Ya would think they would know better but NOOOOOOO! It took everything I could do to not write in the email that if I so happen to find out who ate it I will hang them up by their small toes by fishing line and poke them with forks to make doted lines and then cut along the dotted lines until their upper half drops to the ground then I will feed it to rabid squirrels, I am currently working on how I want to dispose of the bodies.....

Yuppie Bastards!

Riddle Me This

The weekly riddles will commence:

Be aware of the new rules, which may change whenever I feel like it... hurray for creative license.

Rule 1. NO GOOGLING, YOU ALL ARE SMART, YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT LOOKING UP THE ANSWERS.

Rule 2. Riding on someone's coattails are fine, just give the other blogger credit for coming up with the answer first. We all want credit where credit is deserved.

Rule 3. This one is more for me... all answers will be posted Fridays.

GOOD LUCK!!!

A)What runs all around the yard without moving?


B)What is broken when you name it?


C)During a crazy weekend of paintball, four friends were having great fun. The paint came in blue, green, yellow and red. Coincidentally, the four friends had T-shirts in those same colors. Brenda used blue paint balls. The person in the green T-shirt used yellow paint balls. James was not wearing a red T-shirt. Diane used green paint balls and wore a blue T-shirt. Simon was the only person who used paint which was the same color as his T-shirt. Can you tell which color paint they each used and the colour of their respective T-shirts?


D)After a local art theft, six suspects were being interviewed. Below is a summary of their statements. Police know that exactly four of them told one lie each and all of the other statements are true. From this information can you tell who committed the crime?

Alan said:It wasn't Brian
It wasn't Dave
It wasn't Eddie

Brian said:It wasn't Alan
It wasn't Charlie
It wasn't Eddie

Charlie said:It wasn't Brian
It wasn't Freddie
It wasn't Eddie

Dave said:It wasn't Alan
It wasn't Freddie
It wasn't Charlie

Eddie said:It wasn't Charlie
It wasn't Dave
It wasn't Freddie

Freddie said:It wasn't Charlie
It wasn't Dave
It wasn't Alan


E)Without using any reference material can you find the hidden countries. In each case, the letter indicates the first letter of the country in question, the number represents the number of letters in the country. For example, E7 would be England.

H5 V9 D7 J7 F6 S6 E8 Z8 R7 Q5

Friday, May 13, 2005

The Lottery

My selection for the Weekend!

I hope you all enjoy it, as well as your weekend. Hope you all stay out of trouble!

The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day; the flowers were blossoming profusely and the grass was richly green. The people of the village began to gather in the square, between the post office and the bank, around ten o'clock; in some towns there were so many people that the lottery took two days and had to be started on June 2th. but in this village, where there were only about three hundred people, the whole lottery took less than two hours, so it could begin at ten o'clock in the morning and still be through in time to allow the villagers to get home for noon dinner. The children assembled first, of course. School was recently over for the summer, and the feeling of liberty sat uneasily on most of them; they tended to gather together quietly for a while before they broke into boisterous play. and their talk was still of the classroom and the teacher, of books and reprimands. Bobby Martin had already stuffed his pockets full of stones, and the other boys soon followed his example, selecting the smoothest and roundest stones; Bobby and Harry Jones and Dickie Delacroix-- the villagers pronounced this name "Dellacroy"--eventually made a great pile of stones in one corner of the square and guarded it against the raids of the other boys. The girls stood aside, talking among themselves, looking over their shoulders at rolled in the dust or clung to the hands of their older brothers or sisters. Soon the men began to gather. surveying their own children, speaking of planting and rain, tractors and taxes. They stood together, away from the pile of stones in the corner, and their jokes were quiet and they smiled rather than laughed. The women, wearing faded house dresses and sweaters, came shortly after their menfolk. They greeted one another and exchanged bits of gossip as they went to join their husbands. Soon the women, standing by their husbands, began to call to their children, and the children came reluctantly, having to be called four or five times. Bobby Martin ducked under his mother's grasping hand and ran, laughing, back to the pile of stones. His father spoke up sharply, and Bobby came quickly and took his place between his father and his oldest brother. The lottery was conducted--as were the square dances, the teen club, the Halloween program--by Mr. Summers. who had time and energy to devote to civic activities. He was a round-faced, jovial man and he ran the coal business, and people were sorry for him. because he had no children and his wife was a scold. When he arrived in the square, carrying the black wooden box, there was a murmur of conversation among the villagers, and he waved and called. "Little late today, folks." The postmaster, Mr. Graves, followed him, carrying a three- legged stool, and the stool was put in the center of the square and Mr. Summers set the black box down on it. The villagers kept their distance, leaving a space between themselves and the stool. and when Mr. Summers said, "Some of you fellows want to give me a hand?" there was a hesitation before two men. Mr. Martin and his oldest son, Baxter. came forward to hold the box steady on the stool while Mr. Summers stirred up the papers inside it. The original paraphernalia for the lottery had been lost long ago, and the black box now resting on the stool had been put into use even before Old Man Warner, the oldest man in town, was born. Mr. Summers spoke frequently to the villagers about making a new box, but no one liked to upset even as much tradition as was represented by the black box. There was a story that the present box had been made with some pieces of the box that had preceded it, the one that had been constructed when the first people settled down to make a village here. Every year, after the lottery, Mr. Summers began talking again about a new box, but every year the subject was allowed to fade off without anything's being done. The black box grew shabbier each year: by now it was no longer completely black but splintered badly along one side to show the original wood color, and in some places faded or stained. Mr. Martin and his oldest son, Baxter, held the black box securely on the stool until Mr. Summers had stirred the papers thoroughly with his hand. Because so much of the ritual had been forgotten or discarded, Mr. Summers had been successful in having slips of paper substituted for the chips of wood that had been used for generations. Chips of wood, Mr. Summers had argued. had been all very well when the village was tiny, but now that the population was more than three hundred and likely to keep on growing, it was necessary to use something that would fit more easily into he black box. The night before the lottery, Mr. Summers and Mr. Graves made up the slips of paper and put them in the box, and it was then taken to the safe of Mr. Summers' coal company and locked up until Mr. Summers was ready to take it to the square next morning. The rest of the year, the box was put way, sometimes one place, sometimes another; it had spent one year in Mr. Graves's barn and another year underfoot in the post office. and sometimes it was set on a shelf in the Martin grocery and left there. There was a great deal of fussing to be done before Mr. Summers declared the lottery open. There were the lists to make up--of heads of families. heads of households in each family. members of each household in each family. There was the proper swearing-in of Mr. Summers by the postmaster, as the official of the lottery; at one time, some people remembered, there had been a recital of some sort, performed by the official of the lottery, a perfunctory. tuneless chant that had been rattled off duly each year; some people believed that the official of the lottery used to stand just so when he said or sang it, others believed that he was supposed to walk among the people, but years and years ago this p3rt of the ritual had been allowed to lapse. There had been, also, a ritual salute, which the official of the lottery had had to use in addressing each person who came up to draw from the box, but this also had changed with time, until now it was felt necessary only for the official to speak to each person approaching. Mr. Summers was very good at all this; in his clean white shirt and blue jeans. with one hand resting carelessly on the black box. he seemed very proper and important as he talked interminably to Mr. Graves and the Martins. Just as Mr. Summers finally left off talking and turned to the assembled villagers, Mrs. Hutchinson came hurriedly along the path to the square, her sweater thrown over her shoulders, and slid into place in the back of the crowd. "Clean forgot what day it was," she said to Mrs. Delacroix, who stood next to her, and they both laughed softly. "Thought my old man was out back stacking wood," Mrs. Hutchinson went on. "and then I looked out the window and the kids was gone, and then I remembered it was the twenty-seventh and came a-running." She dried her hands on her apron, and Mrs. Delacroix said, "You're in time, though. They're still talking away up there." Mrs. Hutchinson craned her neck to see through the crowd and found her husband and children standing near the front. She tapped Mrs. Delacroix on the arm as a farewell and began to make her way through the crowd. The people separated good-humoredly to let her through: two or three people said. in voices just loud enough to be heard across the crowd, "Here comes your, Missus, Hutchinson," and "Bill, she made it after all." Mrs. Hutchinson reached her husband, and Mr. Summers, who had been waiting, said cheerfully. "Thought we were going to have to get on without you, Tessie." Mrs. Hutchinson said. grinning, "Wouldn't have me leave m'dishes in the sink, now, would you. Joe?," and soft laughter ran through the crowd as the people stirred back into position after Mrs. Hutchinson's arrival. "Well, now." Mr. Summers said soberly, "guess we better get started, get this over with, so's we can go back to work. Anybody ain't here?" "Dunbar." several people said. "Dunbar. Dunbar." Mr. Summers consulted his list. "Clyde Dunbar." he said. "That's right. He's broke his leg, hasn't he? Who's drawing for him?" "Me. I guess," a woman said. and Mr. Summers turned to look at her. "Wife draws for her husband." Mr. Summers said. "Don't you have a grown boy to do it for you, Janey?" Although Mr. Summers and everyone else in the village knew the answer perfectly well, it was the business of the official of the lottery to ask such questions formally. Mr. Summers waited with an expression of polite interest while Mrs. Dunbar answered. "Horace's not but sixteen vet." Mrs. Dunbar said regretfully. "Guess I gotta fill in for the old man this year." "Right." Sr. Summers said. He made a note on the list he was holding. Then he asked, "Watson boy drawing this year?" A tall boy in the crowd raised his hand. "Here," he said. "I m drawing for my mother and me." He blinked his eyes nervously and ducked his head as several voices in the crowd said thin#s like "Good fellow, lack." and "Glad to see your mother's got a man to do it." "Well," Mr. Summers said, "guess that's everyone. Old Man Warner make it?" "Here," a voice said. and Mr. Summers nodded. A sudden hush fell on the crowd as Mr. Summers cleared his throat and looked at the list. "All ready?" he called. "Now, I'll read the names--heads of families first--and the men come up and take a paper out of the box. Keep the paper folded in your hand without looking at it until everyone has had a turn. Everything clear?" The people had done it so many times that they only half listened to the directions: most of them were quiet. wetting their lips. not looking around. Then Mr. Summers raised one hand high and said, "Adams." A man disengaged himself from the crowd and came forward. "Hi. Steve." Mr. Summers said. and Mr. Adams said. "Hi. Joe." They grinned at one another humorlessly and nervously. Then Mr. Adams reached into the black box and took out a folded paper. He held it firmly by one corner as he turned and went hastily back to his place in the crowd. where he stood a little apart from his family. not looking down at his hand. "Allen." Mr. Summers said. "Anderson.... Bentham." "Seems like there's no time at all between lotteries any more." Mrs. Delacroix said to Mrs. Graves in the back row. "Seems like we got through with the last one only last week." "Time sure goes fast.-- Mrs. Graves said. "Clark.... Delacroix" "There goes my old man." Mrs. Delacroix said. She held her breath while her husband went forward. "Dunbar," Mr. Summers said, and Mrs. Dunbar went steadily to the box while one of the women said. "Go on. Janey," and another said, "There she goes." "We're next." Mrs. Graves said. She watched while Mr. Graves came around from the side of the box, greeted Mr. Summers gravely and selected a slip of paper from the box. By now, all through the crowd there were men holding the small folded papers in their large hand. turning them over and over nervously Mrs. Dunbar and her two sons stood together, Mrs. Dunbar holding the slip of paper. "Harburt.... Hutchinson." "Get up there, Bill," Mrs. Hutchinson said. and the people near her laughed. "Jones." "They do say," Mr. Adams said to Old Man Warner, who stood next to him, "that over in the north village they're talking of giving up the lottery." Old Man Warner snorted. "Pack of crazy fools," he said. "Listening to the young folks, nothing's good enough for them. Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to go back to living in caves, nobody work any more, live hat way for a while. Used to be a saying about 'Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon.' First thing you know, we'd all be eating stewed chickweed and acorns. There's always been a lottery," he added petulantly. "Bad enough to see young Joe Summers up there joking with everybody." "Some places have already quit lotteries." Mrs. Adams said. "Nothing but trouble in that," Old Man Warner said stoutly. "Pack of young fools." "Martin." And Bobby Martin watched his father go forward. "Overdyke.... Percy." "I wish they'd hurry," Mrs. Dunbar said to her older son. "I wish they'd hurry." "They're almost through," her son said. "You get ready to run tell Dad," Mrs. Dunbar said. Mr. Summers called his own name and then stepped forward precisely and selected a slip from the box. Then he called, "Warner." "Seventy-seventh year I been in the lottery," Old Man Warner said as he went through the crowd. "Seventy-seventh time." "Watson" The tall boy came awkwardly through the crowd. Someone said, "Don't be nervous, Jack," and Mr. Summers said, "Take your time, son." "Zanini." After that, there was a long pause, a breathless pause, until Mr. Summers. holding his slip of paper in the air, said, "All right, fellows." For a minute, no one moved, and then all the slips of paper were opened. Suddenly, all the women began to speak at once, saving. "Who is it?," "Who's got it?," "Is it the Dunbars?," "Is it the Watsons?" Then the voices began to say, "It's Hutchinson. It's Bill," "Bill Hutchinson's got it." "Go tell your father," Mrs. Dunbar said to her older son. People began to look around to see the Hutchinsons. Bill Hutchinson was standing quiet, staring down at the paper in his hand. Suddenly. Tessie Hutchinson shouted to Mr. Summers. "You didn't give him time enough to take any paper he wanted. I saw you. It wasn't fair!" "Be a good sport, Tessie." Mrs. Delacroix called, and Mrs. Graves said, "All of us took the same chance." "Shut up, Tessie," Bill Hutchinson said. "Well, everyone," Mr. Summers said, "that was done pretty fast, and now we've got to be hurrying a little more to get done in time." He consulted his next list. "Bill," he said, "you draw for the Hutchinson family. You got any other households in the Hutchinsons?" "There's Don and Eva," Mrs. Hutchinson yelled. "Make them take their chance!" "Daughters draw with their husbands' families, Tessie," Mr. Summers said gently. "You know that as well as anyone else." "It wasn't fair," Tessie said. "I guess not, Joe." Bill Hutchinson said regretfully. "My daughter draws with her husband's family; that's only fair. And I've got no other family except the kids." "Then, as far as drawing for families is concerned, it's you," Mr. Summers said in explanation, "and as far as drawing for households is concerned, that's you, too. Right?" "Right," Bill Hutchinson said. "How many kids, Bill?" Mr. Summers asked formally. "Three," Bill Hutchinson said. "There's Bill, Jr., and Nancy, and little Dave. And Tessie and me." "All right, then," Mr. Summers said. "Harry, you got their tickets back?" Mr. Graves nodded and held up the slips of paper. "Put them in the box, then," Mr. Summers directed. "Take Bill's and put it in." "I think we ought to start over," Mrs. Hutchinson said, as quietly as she could. "I tell you it wasn't fair. You didn't give him time enough to choose. Everybody saw that." Mr. Graves had selected the five slips and put them in the box. and he dropped all the papers but those onto the ground. where the breeze caught them and lifted them off. "Listen, everybody," Mrs. Hutchinson was saying to the people around her. "Ready, Bill?" Mr. Summers asked. and Bill Hutchinson, with one quick glance around at his wife and children. nodded. "Remember," Mr. Summers said. "take the slips and keep them folded until each person has taken one. Harry, you help little Dave." Mr. Graves took the hand of the little boy, who came willingly with him up to the box. "Take a paper out of the box, Davy." Mr. Summers said. Davy put his hand into the box and laughed. "Take just one paper." Mr. Summers said. "Harry, you hold it for him." Mr. Graves took the child's hand and removed the folded paper from the tight fist and held it while little Dave stood next to him and looked up at him wonderingly. "Nancy next," Mr. Summers said. Nancy was twelve, and her school friends breathed heavily as she went forward switching her skirt, and took a slip daintily from the box "Bill, Jr.," Mr. Summers said, and Billy, his face red and his feet overlarge, near knocked the box over as he got a paper out. "Tessie," Mr. Summers said. She hesitated for a minute, looking around defiantly. and then set her lips and went up to the box. She snatched a paper out and held it behind her. "Bill," Mr. Summers said, and Bill Hutchinson reached into the box and felt around, bringing his hand out at last with the slip of paper in it. The crowd was quiet. A girl whispered, "I hope it's not Nancy," and the sound of the whisper reached the edges of the crowd."It's not the way it used to be." Old Man Warner said clearly. "People ain't the way they used to be." "All right," Mr. Summers said. "Open the papers. Harry, you open little Dave's." Mr. Graves opened the slip of paper and there was a general sigh through the crowd as he held it up and everyone could see that it was blank. Nancy and Bill. Jr.. opened theirs at the same time. and both beamed and laughed. turning around to the crowd and holding their slips of paper above their heads. "Tessie," Mr. Summers said. There was a pause, and then Mr. Summers looked at Bill Hutchinson, and Bill unfolded his paper and showed it. It was blank. "It's Tessie," Mr. Summers said, and his voice was hushed. "Show us her paper. Bill." Bill Hutchinson went over to his wife and forced the slip of paper out of her hand. It had a black spot on it, the black spot Mr. Summers had made the night before with the heavy pencil in the coal company office. Bill Hutchinson held it up, and there was a stir in the crowd. "All right, folks." Mr. Summers said. "Let's finish quickly." Although the villagers had forgotten the ritual and lost the original black box, they still remembered to use stones. The pile of stones the boys had made earlier was ready; there were stones on the ground with the blowing scraps of paper that had come out of the box Delacroix selected a stone so large she had to pick it up with both hands and turned to Mrs. Dunbar. "Come on," she said. "Hurry up." Mr. Dunbar had small stones in both hands, and she said. gasping for breath. "I can't run at all. You'll have to go ahead and I'll catch up with you." The children had stones already. And someone gave little Davy Hutchinson few pebbles. Tessie Hutchinson was in the center of a cleared space by now, and she held her hands out desperately as the villagers moved in on her. "It isn't fair," she said. A stone hit her on the side of the head. Old Man Warner was saying, "Come on, come on, everyone." Steve Adams was in the front of the crowd of villagers, with Mrs. Graves beside him. "It isn't fair, it isn't right," Mrs. Hutchinson screamed, and then they were upon her.

Quiz: Does anyone know the name of the author and the year written?

Riddle Me This-The Answers

**You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

The Match-TwinkleStar and FNPhd one point each!

**What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

6009-Vavoom, you gave me the actual year, so one point for you. To everyone else, sorry, you can argue over your point.

**A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said?

Three, the amount of letters in the word-No one got this answer, however Jenn's was hysterical, so you get a partial point for amusing me.

**President Clinton is listed as our 41st president, but only 40 men have held the office. Why?

'Cause of Grover Cleveland, he served two non-consecutive offices-Kurt and FNPhd one point for each of you.

**As long as I eat I live, But when I drink I die. What am I?

Fire-Rat, Kurt and FNPhd, one point for each of you.

SO, Drumroll please... Kurt-one point, Twinklestar-one point, Rat-one point, FNPhd-three points, Kurt-two points, Vavoom-one point, Jenn-.5 point

Congrats FNPhd, whoever you are.

I think I will make this a weekly thing... it is amusing. What did you all think?

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Face Painting

Well, I got roped into being a face painter of little kids...

I work for a non-profit agency that assists persons with disabilites to live independent lives.

A very fun, difficult, and rewarding jobs.

Well, every year we have a fundraiser called RAMPART where person's with disabilities can showcase their artwork in a college gallery, and can win awards and sell their works.

Here is my usual schpiel:

Annual event sponsored by Services for Independent Living that showcases the artistic achievement of people with disabilites. The evening event will be held at Columbia College in the Sid Larson Gallery Thursday June 9 from 6pm till 9pm. There will be over a hundred art pieces provided by artists with disabilities from all over the state of Missouri that can be viewed and possibly purchased, as well as a live jazz band (the Allen Beeson Band), wonderful food, door prizes, and a raffle for a 42 inch plasma screen television. All artwork will be kept up in the gallery for viewing until June 23. If you have questions concerning the event, purchasing tickets, interested in volunteering or donating, or in submitting artwork before the May 18 deadline please contact the following persons:

All proceeds go to building ramps for people at their homes when they are unable to afford them.

So, I have to sell tickets at a festival in June and I got stuck being the children's face painter. Does anyone have any ideas on what little images are quick, easy, an children enjoy? Adults even?

My boss already took all the fun out of it and said I can't use any lead based paints.

I'll take any easy excuse to cause bodily harm...

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do youhave a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your lastnerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE workfor you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can lookin their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have aco-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyoneelse clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad toofficially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!There are the rules you must follow:* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in thesame day.* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take theirturns slapping the irritant.* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head witha stapler or a hole-puncher.* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of yourstupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is theirritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, breakout your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights outof and get to slapping.....and have a great day.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The 3 Quotes Above My Desk

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the great make you feel that you, too, can become great.-MT

Strange is our situation here upon Earth. Each of us comes for a short visit, no knowing why, yet sometimes seeming to a divine purpose. From that standpoint of daily life, however, there is one thing we do know: That we are here for the sake of others. -AE

When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2,000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He replied, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb, it just happened to be a 2,000-step process.-beats me

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Riddle me this

**You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

**What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

**A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said?

**President Clinton is listed as our 41st president, but only 40 men have held the office. Why?

**As long as I eat I live, But when I drink I die. What am I?

Anyone wanna try?

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Fucking Finances

I hate money. I hate it with every fiber of my being.

I am sure most of you do to, at least the one's reading this that owe in (big).

I have to somehow find a way to come up with $2,000.00 yes two thousand dollars by the seventeenth of this month so that I don't have to go to court and end up paying a $6,500.00 total.

And I wonder why girls become prostitutes.

All of this bad debt stuff started when I had to go and get locked up for a couple months for a nervous breakdown and slitting my wrist. Now I feel like I want to do it all over again.

God damn those viscious cycles. You can never really get out of them, they cycles just get longer and longer, but you still rotate back to where you initally began.

I need money.....

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Got this from a song... sooo true...

nO thIs ObvIOUsly Is nOt An OrIgInAl thOUght jUst trUthfUl

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection? Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. "OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?" "Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:" "Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?" Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, "You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them." We're in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

Arakeen Idealology

"In all major socializing forces you will find an underlying movement to gain and maintain power through the use of words. From witch-doctor to priest to beaucrat, it is all the same; a governed populace must be condition to accept power-words as actual things, to confuse the symbolized system with the tangible universe. In the maintenance of such a power structure certain symbols are kept out of the reach of common understanding; symbols such as those dealing with economic manipulation, or those which define the local interpretation of sanity. Symbol secrecy of this form leads to the development of fragmented sub-languages, each being a signal that it's users are accumulating some form of power." And the Bene Gesserit Panoplia Prophetica says: "If you believe certain words, you believe their hidden arguments. When you believe something is 'right' or 'wrong,' 'true' or 'false' you believe the assumptions in the words which express the arguments. Such assumptions are often full of holes, but remain most precious to the convinced."