I'll take any easy excuse to cause bodily harm...

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do youhave a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your lastnerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE workfor you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can lookin their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have aco-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyoneelse clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad toofficially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!There are the rules you must follow:* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in thesame day.* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take theirturns slapping the irritant.* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head witha stapler or a hole-puncher.* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of yourstupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is theirritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, breakout your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights outof and get to slapping.....and have a great day.