Down The Rabbit Hole

“"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)”

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mom is trying something new!

My mother is not a very computer literate person, but I got her a blog up and going.

Please do me a favor and occasionally stop by and encourage her. I happened to mention to her that all of the people who come to my blog are good people and she WILL get people to come to her site.

She is one hell of a good person and I love her dearly.

http://busygrandma.blogspot.com/

In a lifestyle funk.



What the hell am I doing with my life?

I’m twenty-four years old with a partial college education. I was a junior at University of Missouri with an emphasis in psychology and sociology (double majoring it) and working on a minor in art history. Since I was paying for my college myself the money went dry and I had to work so that I can eventually go back.

But now what am I going to do? No one will hire an exceptionally smart young (gorgeous) woman without a degree of some kind. But what degree do I want now…? When I was younger I wanted to help people. Now I want money and I hate people (see how much my job has jaded me). Do I want money? Power? Personal gratification? If I go back to college I don’t know what I want to major in. I don’t know what I want to do with my life now. I want to move (eventually) back to St. Louis, but the job market out there is even more difficult than the one here in Columbia.

Some of my illustrious co-workers said that I can hustle and sell and manipulate (currently unsure if that is a good thing or not). Maybe marketing, maybe business, I just don’t know.

I am currently working on my resume. I am scared of new places and it takes me a while to adjust. I am loyal to my stupid worthless job here (in November it will be three years). Where do I want to work? When do I want to go back to school? Why am I having a mid-life crisis at twenty-four?

Calm

Calm down

Relax
Deep breath

Breathe
Breathe

Hmmmmmm…..

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

What is making my job so difficult.

If your state was doing this to its citizens what would you do.

Medicaid is being disolved in Missouri. Nursing homes and hospitals are already being packed full of people who can no longer live by themselves due to these cuts.

I am watching as 30 consumers have been forced to leave their homes because they have to "purchase" their own medicaid ($400-$900 a month). Kinda hard to do when Social Security and Social Security Disability give you $750 or less to live on a month.

People here at my work are considering this genocide.

Via today's St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Suit challenges Missouri's medical equipment cuts
By Betsy Taylor
Associated Press
08/29/2005

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Seven disabled Missourians filed a federal lawsuit Monday, saying the state's decision to stop paying for certain medical equipment through the Medicaid program is illegal.

Ten public interest law organizations are supporting the suit, announced at a news conference at the Saint Louis University Legal Clinic. None of the plaintiffs attended.

"Without the machines, I know I could die," Susan Lankford, 48, of Sullivan, said in a telephone interview. She suffers from several breathing and digestive illnesses.

The federal lawsuit against Missouri social services director Gary Sherman, filed in Jefferson City, seeks a temporary restraining order to block cuts that will eliminate payment for equipment like wheelchair batteries and accessories, hydraulic patient lifts, devices that help people communicate and those that help prevent bed sores. The cuts are scheduled to become effective Thursday.

"The only exceptions are children, pregnant women and the blind. Everyone else gets cut out," said plaintiffs' attorney Thomas Kennedy. "There is not any other state experiencing cuts like this."

A spokeswoman for the Department of Social Services declined comment on the lawsuit, saying officials had not seen it.

Under state budget cuts, Medicaid coverage was eliminated for more than 90,000 of the 1 million recipients. Hundreds of thousands of adults remaining on the state-federal insurance program for the elderly, poor and disabled will receive fewer benefits while paying more out of pocket through premiums, co-payments and personal medical expenses.

Federal law mandates that certain medical equipment must be provided to all those eligible for Medicaid, the lawsuit contends.

Saint Louis University law professor Sidney Watson said the cuts to some recipients but not others was discriminatory. She said it was unreasonable not to cover items that doctors said were necessary for their patients, and that cuts would cost more money in the long-run if sick people had to go to hospitals and nursing homes for care after they couldn't get medical equipment.

"It's penny-wise and pound foolish," she said.

The disability advocates said about 370,000 Missourians stand to lose medical equipment. However, the Department of Social Services said there are only about 339,000 people in Missouri who could possibly use the medical equipment, spokeswoman Deborah Scott said.

Gov. Matt Blunt has said Medicaid cuts were necessary as he worked to provide more money for schools without raising taxes. Blunt included medical equipment as part of the cuts, based on an understanding of the law that the items were considered optional for coverage under Medicaid.

Lankford said that for her, the equipment is a lifeline, and one she cannot afford to pay for on her own. She has lung problems, including chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and emphysema.

She uses an oxygen machine at times throughout the day, and at night while she sleeps. While it appears that the state will continue to provide the machine that assists with her sleep apnea, the cuts will not pay for filters and oxygen hoses needed to keep the machine running.

"It doesn't make sense, does it? They give you one thing, but not the parts you need to run it," she said.

Some of the lawyers involved in the medical equipment lawsuit sued Blunt and Sherman earlier this month to halt adoption subsidy cuts for former foster children.

Monday, August 29, 2005

How worldly are you?

Great quiz on msnbc.

I had 4/10 correct ( I suck ass )

http://encarta.msn.com/quiz_23/How_Worldly_Are_You.html

How Worldly Are You?
We often find ourselves referring casually to the world's natural wonders--Mount Everest, the Dead Sea, the Nile River. But is it possible that we've been too casual in our references--that is, do we really know what we're talking about? Could we even say where these landmarks are located? Here's a chance to prove you really are as worldly as you pretend to be.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Oldie but always a Goodie

Have a good weekend everyone... I'm going home.

Check back in with ya'all Monday.

Remember to view the movies: The Woodsman and Sin City

And for your weekend reading pleasure:


WITHOUT, THE NIGHT was cold and wet, but in the small parlor of Lakesnam
Villa the blinds were drawn and the fire burned brightly. Father and son were at
chess, the former, who possessed ideas about the game involving radical changes,
putting his king into such sharp and unnecessary perils that it even provoked
comment from the whitehaired old lady knitting placidly by the fire.
"Hark at the wind," said Mr. White, who, having seen a fatal mistake after
it was too late, was amiably desirous of preventing his son from seeing it.
"I'm listening," said the latter, grimly surveying the board as he stretched
out his hand. "Check." "I should hardly think that he'd come tonight," said his father, with his hand poised over the board.
"Mate," replied the son. "That's the worst of living so far out," bawled Mr. White, with sudden and unlooked-for violence; "of all the beastly, slushy, out-of-the-way places to live in, this is the worst. Pathway's a bog, and the road's a torrent. I don't know what people are thinking about. I suppose because only two houses on the
road are let, they think it doesn't matter." "Never mind, dear," said his wife soothingly; "perhaps you'll win the next one." Mr. White looked up sharply, just in time to intercept a knowing glance between mother and son. The words died away on his lips, and he hid a guilty grin in his thin grey beard. "There he is," said Herbert White, as the gate banged to loudly and heavy footsteps came toward the door. The old man rose with hospitable haste, and opening the door, was heard condoling with the new arrival. The new arrival also condoled with himself, so that Mrs. White said, "Tut, tut!" and coughed gently as her husband entered the room, followed by a tall, burly man, beady of eye and rubicund of visage. "Sergeant Major Morris," he said, introducing him.
The sergeant major shook hands, and taking the proffered seat by the fire,
watched contentedly while his host got out whisky and tumblers and stood a small
copper kettle on the fire. At the third glass his eyes got brighter, and he began to talk, the little family circle regarding with eager interest this visitor from distant parts, as he squared his broad shoulders in the chair and spoke of strange scenes and doughty deeds, of wars and plagues and strange peoples. "Twenty-one years of it," said Mr. White, nodding at his wife and son. "When he went away he was a slip of a youth in the warehouse. Now look at him." "He don't look to have taken much harm," said Mrs. White politely. "I'd like to go to India myself," said the old man, "just to look round a bit, you know." "Better where you are," said the sergeant major, shaking his head. He put down the empty glass, and sighing softly, shook it again. "I should like to see those old temples and fakirs and jugglers," said the
old man. "What was that you started telling me the other day about a monkey's
paw or something, Morris?"
"Nothing," said the soldier hastily. "Leastways, nothing worth hearing."
"Monkey's paw?" said Mrs. White curiously.
"Well, it's just a bit of what you might call magic, perhaps," said the
sergeant major offhandedly.His three listeners leaned forward eagerly. The visitor absentmindedly put his empty glass to his lips and then set it down again. His host filled it for him. "To look at," said the sergeant major, fumbling in his pocket, "it's just an ordinary little paw, dried to a mummy." He took something out of his pocket and proffered it. Mrs. White drew back with a grimace, but her son, taking it, examined it curiously. "And what is there special about it?" inquired Mr. White, as he took it from his son, and having examined it, placed it upon the table.
"It had a spell put on it by an old fakir," said the sergeant major, "a
very holy man. He wanted to show that fate ruled people's lives, and that those
who interfered with it did so to their sorrow. He put a spell on it so that
three separate men could each have three wishes from it."
His manner was so impressive that his hearers were conscious that their
light laughter jarred somewhat.
"Well, why don't you have three, sir?" said Herbert White cleverly.
The soldier regarded him in the way that middle age is wont to regard
presumptuous youth. "I have," he said quietly, and his blotchy face whitened.
"And did you really have the three wishes granted?" asked Mrs. White.
"I did," said the sergeant major, and his glass tapped against his strong
teeth.
"And has anybody else wished?" inquired the old lady.
"The first man had his three wishes, yes," was the reply. "I don't know what
the first two were, but the third was for death. That's how I got the paw."
His tones were so grave that a hush fell upon the group.
"If you've had your three wishes, it's no good to you now, then, Morris,"
said the old man at last. "What do you keep it for?"
The soldier shook his head. "Fancy, I suppose," he said slowly. "I did have
some idea of selling it, but I don't think I will. It has caused enough
mischief already. Besides, people won't buy. They think it's a fairy tale, some
of them, and those who do think anything of it want to try it first and pay me
afterward."
"If you could have another three wishes," said the old man, eyeing him
keenly, "would you have them?"
"I don't know," said the other. "I don't know."
He took the paw, and dangling it between his front finger and thumb,
suddenly threw it upon the fire. White, with a slight cry, stooped down and
snatched it off.
"Better let it burn," said the soldier solemnly.
"If you don't want it, Morris," said the old man, "give it to me."
"I won't," said his friend doggedly. "I threw it on the fire. If you keep
it, don't blame me for what happens. Pitch it on the fire again, like a sensible
man."
The other shook his head and examined his new possession closely. "How do
you do it?" he inquired.
"Hold it up in your right hand and wish aloud," said the sergeant major,
"but I warn you of the consequences."
"Sounds like the Arabian Nights," said Mrs. White, as she rose and began to
set the supper. "Don't you think you might wish for four pairs of hands for me?"
Her husband drew the talisman from his pocket and then all three burst into
laughter as the sergeant major, with a look of alarm on his face, caught him by
the arm.
"If you must wish," he said gruffly, "wish for something sensible."
Mr. White dropped it back into his pocket, and placing chairs, motioned his
friend to the table. In the business of supper the talisman was partly
forgotten, and afterward the three sat listening in an enthralled fashion to a
second installment of the soldier's adventures in India.
"If the tale about the monkey's paw is not more truthful than those he has
been telling us," said Herbert, as the door closed behind their guest, just in
time for him to catch the last train, "we shan't make much out of it."
"Did you give him anything for it, Father?" inquired Mrs. White, regarding
her husband closely.
"A trifle," said he, coloring slightly. "He didn't want it, but I made him
take it. And he pressed me again to throw it away."
"Likely," said Herbert, with pretended horror. "Why, we're going to be rich,
and famous, and happy. Wish to be an emperor, Father, to begin with; then you
can't be henpecked."
He darted around the table, pursued by the maligned Mrs. White armed with an
antimacassar.
Mr. White took the paw from his pocket and eyed it dubiously. "I don't know
what to wish for, and that's a fact," he said slowly. "It seems to me I've got
all I want."
"If you only cleared the house, you'd be quite happy, wouldn't you?" said
Herbert, with his hand on his shoulder. "Well, wish for two hundred pounds,
then; that'll just do it." His father, smiling shamefacedly at his own credulity, held up the talisman, as his son, with a solemn face somewhat marred by a wink at his mother, sat down at the piano and struck a few impressive chords.
"I wish for two hundred pounds," said the old man distinctly.
A fine crash from the piano greeted the words, interrupted by a shuddering
cry from the old man. His wife and son ran toward him.
"It moved," he cried, with a glance of disgust at the object as it lay on
the floor. "As I wished, it twisted in my hand like a snake."
"Well, I don't see the money," said his son, as he picked it up and placed
it on the table, "and I bet I never shall."
"It must have been your fancy, Father," said his wife, regarding him
anxiously. He shook his head. "Never mind, though; there's no harm done, but it gave
me a shock all the same."
They sat down by the fire again while the two men finished their pipes.
Outside, the wind was higher than ever, and the old man started nervously at the
sound of a door banging upstairs. A silence unusual and depressing settled upon
all three, which lasted until the old couple rose to retire for the night.
"I expect you'll find the cash tied up in a big bag in the middle of your
bed," said Herbert, as he bade them good night, "and something horrible
squatting up on top of the wardrobe watching you as you pocket your ill-gotten
gains."
IN THE BRIGHTNESS of the wintry sun next morning as it streamed over the
breakfast table, Herbert laughed at his fears. There was an air of prosaic
wholesomeness about the room which it had lacked on the previous night, and the
dirty, shriveled little paw was pitched on the sideboard with a carelessness
which betokened no great belief in its virtues.
"I suppose all old soldiers are the same," said Mrs. White. "The idea of our
listening to such nonsense! How could wishes be granted in these days? And if
they could, how could two hundred pounds hurt you, Father?"
"Might drop on his head from the sky," said the frivolous Herbert.
"Morris said the things happened so naturally," said his father, "that you
might, if you so wished, attribute it to coincidence."
"Well, don't break into the money before I come back," said Herbert, as he
rose from the table. "I'm afraid it'll turn you into a mean, avaricious man, and
we shall have to disown you."
His mother laughed, and following him to the door, watched him down the
road, and returning to the breakfast table, was very happy at the expense of her
husband's credulity. All of which did not prevent her from scurrying to the door
at the postman's knock, nor prevent her from referring somewhat shortly to
retired sergeant majors of bibulous habits, when she found that the post brought
a tailor's bill.
"Herbert will have some more of his funny remarks, I expect, when he comes
home," she said, as they sat at dinner.
"I daresay," said Mr. White, pouring himself out some beer; "but for all
that, the thing moved in my hand; that I'll swear to."
"You thought it did," said the old lady soothingly.
"I say it did," replied the other. "There was no thought about it; I had
just-- What's the matter?"
His wife made no reply. She was watching the mysterious movements of a man
outside, who, peering in an undecided fashion at the house, appeared to be
trying to make up his mind to enter. In mental connection with the two hundred
pounds, she noticed that the stranger was well dressed and wore a silk hat of
glossy newness. Three times he paused at the gate, and then walked on again. The
fourth time he stood with his hand upon it, and then with sudden resolution
flung it open and walked up the path. Mrs. White at the same moment placed her
hands behind her, and hurriedly unfastening the strings of her apron, put that
useful article of apparel beneath the cushion of her chair.
She brought the stranger, who seemed ill at ease, into the room. He gazed
furtively at Mrs. White, and listened in a preoccupied fashion as the old lady
apologized for the appearance of the room, and her husband's coat, a garment
which he usually reserved for the garden. She then waited as patiently as her
sex would permit for him to broach his business, but he was at first strangely
silent.
"I--was asked to call," he said at last, and stooped and picked a piece of
cotton from his trousers. "I come from Maw and Meggins."
The old lady started. "Is anything the matter?" she asked breathlessly. "Has
anything happened to Herbert? What is it? What is it?"
Her husband interposed. "There, there, Mother," he said hastily. "Sit down,
and don't jump to conclusions. You've not brought bad news, I'm sure, sir," and
he eyed the other wistfully.
"I'm sorry--" began the visitor.
"Is he hurt?" demanded the mother.
The visitor bowed in assent. "Badly hurt," he said quietly, "but he is not
in any pain."
"Oh, thank God!" said the old woman, clasping her hands. "Thank God for
that! Thank--"
She broke off suddenly as the sinister meaning of the assurance dawned upon
her and she saw the awful confirmation of her fears in the other's averted face.
She caught her breath, and turning to her slower-witted husband, laid her
trembling old hand upon his. There was a long silence.
"He was caught in the machinery," said the visitor at length, in a low
voice.
"Caught in the machinery," repeated Mr. White, in a dazed fashion, "yes."
He sat staring blankly out at the window, and taking his wife's hand between
his own, pressed it as he had been wont to do in their old courting days nearly
forty years before.
"He was the only one left to us," he said, turning gently to the visitor.
"It is hard."
The other coughed, and rising, walked slowly to the window. "The firm wished
me to convey their sincere sympathy with you in your great loss," he said,
without looking around. "I beg that you will understand I am only their servant
and merely obeying orders."
There was no reply; the old woman's face was white, her eyes staring, and
her breath inaudible; on the husband's face was a look such as his friend the
sergeant might have carried into his first action.
"I was to say that Maw and Meggins disclaim all responsibility," continued
the other. "They admit no liability at all, but in consideration of your son's
services they wish to present you with a certain sum as compensation."
Mr. White dropped his wife's hand, and rising to his feet, gazed with a look
of horror at his visitor. His dry lips shaped the words, "How much?"
"Two hundred pounds," was the answer.
Unconscious of his wife's shriek, the old man smiled faintly, put out his
hands like a sightless man, and dropped, a senseless heap, to the floor.
IN THE HUGE NEW cemetery, some two miles distant, the old people buried
their dead, and came back to a house steeped in shadow and silence. It was all
over so quickly that at first they could hardly realize it, and remained in a
state of expectation, as though of something else to happen--something else
which was to lighten this load, too heavy for old hearts to bear. But the days
passed, and expectation gave place to resignation--the hopeless resignation of
the old, sometimes miscalled apathy. Sometimes they hardly exchanged a word, for
now they had nothing to talk about, and their days were long to weariness.
It was about a week after that that the old man, waking suddenly in the
night, stretched out his hand and found himself alone. The room was in darkness,
and the sound of subdued weeping came from the window. He raised himself in bed
and listened.
"Come back," he said tenderly. "You will be cold."
"It is colder for my son," said the old woman, and wept afresh.
The sound of her sobs died away on his ears. The bed was -warm, and his eyes
heavy with sleep. He dozed fitfully, and then slept until a sudden cry from his
wife awoke him with a start.
"The monkey's paw!" she cried wildly. "The monkey's paw!"
He started up in alarm. "Where? Where is it? What's the matter?" She came
stumbling across the room toward him. "I want it," she said quietly. "You've not
destroyed it?"
"It's in the parlor, on the bracket," he replied, marveling. "Why?"
She cried and laughed together, and bending over, kissed his cheek.
"I only just thought of it," she said hysterically. "Why didn't I think of
it before? Why didn't you think of it?"
"Think of what?" he questioned.
"The other two wishes," she replied rapidly. "We've only had one."
"Was not that enough?" he demanded fiercely.
"No," she cried triumphantly; "we'll have one more. Go down and get it
quickly, and wish our boy alive again."
The man sat up in bed and flung the bedclothes from his quaking limbs. "Good
God, you are mad!" he cried, aghast.
"Get it," she panted; "get it quickly, and wish-- Oh, my boy, my boy!"
Her husband struck a match and lit the candle. "Get back to bed," he said
unsteadily. "You don't know what you are saying."
"We had the first wish granted," said the old woman feverishly; "why not the
second?"
"A coincidence," stammered the old man.
"Go and get it and wish," cried the old woman, and dragged him toward the
door.
He went down in the darkness, and felt his way to the parlor, and then to
the mantelpiece. The talisman was in its place, and a horrible fear that the
unspoken wish might bring his mutilated son before him ere he could escape from
the room seized upon him, and he caught his breath as he found that he had lost
the direction of the door. His brow cold with sweat, he felt his way around the
table, and groped along the wall until he found himself in the small passage
with the unwholesome thing in his hand.
Even his wife's face seemed changed as he entered the room. It was white
and expectant, and to his fears seemed to have an unnatural look upon it. He was
afraid of her.
"Wish!" she cried, in a strong voice.
"It is foolish and wicked," he faltered.
"Wish!" repeated his wife.
He raised his hand. "I wish my son alive again."
The talisman fell to the floor, and he regarded it shudderingly. Then he
sank trembling into a chair as the old woman, with burning eyes, walked to the
window and raised the blind.
He sat until he was chilled with the cold, glancing occasionally at the
figure of the old woman peering through the window. The candle end, which had
burned below the rim of the china candlestick, was throwing pulsating shadows on
the ceiling and walls, until, with a flicker larger than the rest, it expired.
The old man, with an unspeakable sense of relief at the failure of the talisman,
crept back to his bed, and a minute or two afterward the old woman came silently
and apathetically beside him.
Neither spoke, but both lay silently listening to the ticking of the clock.
A stair creaked, and a squeaky mouse scurried noisily through the wall. The
darkness was oppressive, and after lying for some time screwing up his courage,
the husband took the box of matches, and striking one, went downstairs for a
candle.
At the foot of the stairs the match went out, and he paused to strike
another, and at the same moment a knock, so quiet and stealthy as to be scarcely
audible, sounded on the front door.
The matches fell from his hand. He stood motionless, his breath suspended
until the knock was repeated. Then he turned and fled swiftly back to his room,
and closed the door behind him. A third knock sounded through the house.
"What's that?" cried the old woman, starting up.
"A rat," said the old man, in shaking tones, "a rat. It passed me on the
stairs."
His wife sat up in bed listening. A loud knock resounded through the house.
"It's Herbert!" she screamed. "It's Herbert!"
She ran to the door, but her husband was before her, and catching her by the
arm, held her tightly.
"What are you going to do?" he whispered hoarsely.
"It's my boy; it's Herbert!" she cried, struggling mechanically. "I forgot
it was two miles away. What are you holding me for? Let go. I must open the
door."
"For God's sake don't let it in," cried the old man, trembling.
"You're afraid of your own son," she cried, struggling. "Let me go. I'm
coming, Herbert; I'm coming."
There was another knock, and another. The old woman with a sudden wrench
broke free and ran from the room. Her husband followed to the landing, and
called after her appealingly as she hurried downstairs. He heard the chain
rattle back and the bottom bolt drawn slowly and stiffly from the socket. Then
the old woman's voice, strained and panting.
"The bolt," she cried loudly. "Come down. I can't reach it."
But her husband was on his hands and knees groping wildly on the floor in
search of the paw. If he could only find it before the thing outside got in. A
perfect fusillade of knocks reverberated through the house, and he heard the
scraping of a chair as his wife put it down in the passage against the door. He
heard the creaking of the bolt as it came slowly back, and at the same moment,
he found the monkey's paw, and frantically breathed his third and last wish.
The knocking ceased suddenly, although the echoes of it were still in the
house. He heard the chair drawn back and the door opened. A cold wind rushed up
the staircase, and a long, loud wail of disappointment and misery from his wife
gave him courage to run down to her side, and then to the gate beyond. The
streetlamp flickering opposite shone on a quiet and deserted road.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

One Hella Good Movie




Dusty happened to remind me yesterday of a movie I had saw over the weekend that was in my opinion "excellent."

Once again headed by an all star cast SIN CITY is dark, sexy, sinister, strange, creepy, comical and bloody---what else is a girl to need.

Just the entire feel of the movie is like a comic book. As the characters spout out their lines the seem to be able to be compacted into tiny little word bubbles in over their heads... short, descriptive, dripping with visions. The black and white theme is carried through out the movie and is occasionally stopped by colors in strange places... an earring, a dress, someone's hair, voluptuous lips on a woman.

Either way I give it a 10.

A collection of interweaving stories all based in the corrupt, crime infested hell-hole that is Basin City. Heavily influenced by film-noir, the main storylines concern a hulking brute called Marv (Mickey Rourke), who is seeking the murderer of a beautiful woman who was killed while asleep in bed with him; an ex-photographer called Dwight (Clive Owen) who accidentally kills a hero cop and has to cover it up; and a soon-to-be-retiring policeman called Hartigan (Bruce Willis) who is incarcerated for a crime he didn't commit. All based on the brilliant graphic novels "Sin City", "The Big Fat Kill" and "That Yellow Bastard", written and illustrated by Frank Miller.

Caden and the Hairy Red Ape






First looksies at the new little on in my family.

That is my Brother Andrew and little Caden.

You can see why I call my brother the Hairy Red Ape.

Monday, August 22, 2005

A Glorious Day



Alice is an Aunt once again.

Caden was born August 21 at 5:30 p.m. 8lbs 8oz 20 inches long

My brother and his girlfriend are still trying to figure out the middle name.

A soon as I get pics of the little guy I will post them.

I am so lucky to be an Aunt to three very special little ones. Damien (Jon's nephew) age 8, Brianna (age 1 on September 6th) and now Caden.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Alice is Fucking Pissed!

Anyone go to Melanie's blog today.

http://psychosoccermom.blogspot.com/2005/08/im-done.html

I don't think you will be to happy with what you see.

Melanie come back to us, please. Some of out there actually enjoy reading your mishaps and your woes, seeing your zany pics and reading about your kids, we like to see you fall, we enjoy seeing you triumph. You are one of the good Melanie, please don't leave us.

And to the bastards who knocked Melanie... .well, kiss my ass.

The movie that sucked ass



Boy did it. Okay, yeah it has a cast of stars a mile long Colin Ferrel, Angelina Jolie, Lared Leto, Rosario Dawson, Val Kilmer (there is a clue right there, that man could NEVER act) Sir Anthony Hopkins (yeah, didn't know he had been knighted) and the list goes on and on. This two DVD disc epic will bore you out of your friggin skull. Okay, I'm bright I already knew the basic history of Mr. The Great. The picture, the costumes, the places it was filmed are beyond beautiful. That however doesn't make up for the frightfully bad "accent" that Angelina had. The poor ability to fill in all the holes and sub plots of the commanders. Colin looks terrible as a blonde (there is however a nice, yet quick, cock and balls shot of Colin). Anthony Hopkins part isn't as desrcriptive really as it probably should be. The gaps in years didn't really make me happy, I wanted more details on Alexanders life.

Oh well, I basically give it a 4 on a scale of 10.

Quick Storyline:
He was many things to many people – a dashing warrior king, filled with ambition, courage and the arrogance of youth, leading his vastly outnumbered forces against the massive Persian armies…a son desperately longing for the approval of his stern, battle-scarred father, torn and conflicted by his mother’s legacy…a relentless conqueror who never lost a battle and drove his soldiers to the very edges of the Known World…a visionary whose dreams, deeds and destiny echo through eternity, helping to shape the face of the world as we know it today. He was all that and more. He was Alexander the Great.

Oliver Stone’s Alexander is based on the true story of one of history’s most luminous and influential leaders (COLIN FARRELL) – a man who had conquered 90% of the known world by the age of 25. Alexander led his virtually invincible Greek and Macedonian armies through 22,000 miles of sieges and conquests in just eight years, and by the time of his death at the age of 32 had forged an empire unlike any the world had ever seen. The film takes a bold, honest look at Alexander’s life and his relationships with his mother, Olympias (ANGELINA JOLIE), his father Philip (VAL KILMER), his lifelong friend and battle commander Hephaistion (JARED LETO), Roxane, his ambitious and beautiful Bactrian wife (ROSARIO DAWSON), and his trusted general and confidant Ptolemy (ANTHONY HOPKINS). Set in Alexander’s pre-Christian world of social customs and morals far different from today’s, the film explores a time of unmatched beauty and unbelievable brutality, of soaring ideals and staggering betrayals.

His extraordinary journey begins when Alexander launches his invasion from Macedonia, first leading his armies to wrest Western Asia from Persian control, then driving his vastly outnumbered troops to an impossible victory over the mighty Persian army itself. Alexander expands his empire into the unknown lands of modern day Central Asia before venturing across the Himalayan foothills, further than any Westerner had ever gone, continuing his conquests all the way to the exotic world of India. Incredibly, and possibly uniquely in the annals of military history, Alexander was never defeated in battle. He relentlessly pushes his army across the sands, mountains and jungles of strange and mysterious lands, conquering every enemy who dares oppose him.

The film chronicles Alexander’s path to becoming a living legend, from a youth fueled by dreams of myth, glory, and adventure, to his intense bonds with his closest companions, to his lonely death as a ruler of a vast empire. Alexander is the incredible story of a life that united the Known World and proved, if nothing else, fortune favors the bold.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Pole Dancing



I hate to say it, but sometimes my job has some very strange perks. A super pole being one of them. Not your super pole rat.

Ladies, have you ever wanted to pole dance but didn't know how the hell to get a fucking pole put up in your house.

Gentleman, ever just wanted your girl to pole dance.

Strangely enough, there is a piece of ADA Technology that might be able to get that done for you:

SUPERPOLES

It is an ungodly strong pole that your can rig from floor to ceiling in your house that allows for someone up to 250 pounds to pull and push and the thing will not come down (it is suppose to help person with disabilities and the elderly to get from a seated position to standing postion).

And yes, it works great.

Keep in mind this isn't your standard brass pole we are all used to, but just grab a couple of brews and some rockin AC/DC and get started!

And no, I don't know who that is in the picture, it came off the website. http://www.dynamic-living.com/superpole.htm

What is for Dinner?



That is a really good question. I can not for the love of vishnu figure what I want to eat for dinner tonight.

Jon called with a few stipulations:

1)must have meat (preferably cow or pig---he just won't go for manatee meat or racoon by-products).

2)please not something that heats up the entire house (we have two window AC units in our crummy duplex).

3)something yummy.

Does anyone out there in 'puterland have any ideas? 'Cause if you do I will take 'em!

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Riddle Me This

HAHAHAHA Bust your heads doing these!



1.Are the Squares perfect Squares?



2.Are the colors of orange the same?

3.At a family reunion were the following people: one grandfather, one grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two daughters, one father-in-law, one mother-in-law, and one daughter-in-law. But not as many people attended as it sounds. How many were there, and who were they?

4.You've been sentenced to death in an obscure foreign country which has a strange law. Before the sentence is carried out, two papers -- one with "LIFE" written on it and one with "DEATH" written on it -- are folded up and placed in a hat. You are permitted to pick out one of the papers (without looking), and if you choose the one with "LIFE" written on it, you are set free. Otherwise, the death sentence is carried out. On this occasion, a mean-spirited acquaintenance of yours, bent on your demise, has substituted the paper with "LIFE" written on it with another one with "DEATH" written on it. This person gleefully informs you of what he has done and that you are doomed to die. You are not permitted to speak to anyone about this misdeed, nor will you have a chance to switch the papers or the hat yourself in time. How will you avoid certain death?


5.Four switches can be turned on or off. One is the lightswitch for the incandescent overhead light in the next room, which is initially off, but you don't know which. The other three switches do nothing. From the room with the switches in it, you can't see whether the light in the next room is turned on or off. You may flip the switches as often and as many times as you like, but once you enter the next room to check on the light, you must be able to say which switch controls the light without flipping the switches any further. (And you can't open the door without entering, either!) How can you determine which switch controls the light?

6.A man marries twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy.

how the hell

Do you add links off to the side of your posts?

Do you add anything at all to the side of your posts?

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

make you think movie of the month



My boy-toy and I watched the movie "Woodsman" on Saturday night and I don't think I have been right since. Honestly, this movie was excellently done and very contreversial. I hope that a few of you out there take the time the see it just for the ideas and emotions that it brings.

After twelve years in prison, Walter arrives in an unnamed city, moves into a small apartment across the street from an elementary school, gets a job at a lumberyard, and mostly keeps to himself. A quiet, guarded man, Walter finds unexpected solace from Vickie, a tough-talking woman who promises not to judge him for his history. But Walter cannot escape his past. A convicted sex offender, Walter is warily eyed by his brother-in-law, shunned by his sister, lives in fear of being discovered at work, and is hounded by a suspicious local police officer, Detective Lucas. After befriending a young girl in a neighborhood park, Walter must also grapple with the terrible prospect of his own reawakened demons. Cast: Kevin Bacon , Kyra Sedgwick , Dante 'Mos Def' Smith , Benjamin Bratt , David Alan Grier , Eve 'Eve' Jihan Jeffers

Director: Nicole Kassell

Producer: Lee Daniels , Brook Lenfest , Damon Dash , Lisa Cortes , Dave Robinson , Valerie Hoffman

Casting: Billy Hopkins

Production Credits: Valerie Hoffman

Publicity: Jeremy Walker

Screenwriter: Nicole Kassell

Locations: New York, New York, USA, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

Distributor: Cathay Film Organization, Newmarket Films, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

we live in a coffee world




aroma
beans
mocha
java
cappacino
expresso
columbia supremo
breve
hazelnut
froth
lids
java jackets
mugs
cups
sugar
bitter
sweet
honey
starbucks
black
creamy
grande
filters
syrups
largo
foam
hazelnut
steam
irish cream
grounds
refill
stir sticks
hot
icee
latte
jitter
burned
caffene
warm
house blend

The history and development of the beverage that we know as coffee is varied and interesting, involving chance occurrences, political intrigue, and the pursuit of wealth and power.

According to one story, the effect of coffee beans on behavior was noticed by a sheep herder from Caffa Ethopia named Kaldi as he tended his sheep. He noticed that the sheep became hyperactive after eating the red "cherries" from a certain plant when they changed pastures. He tried a few himself, and was soon as overactive as his herd. The story relates that a monk happened by and scolded him for "partaking of the devil's fruit." However the monks soon discovered that this fruit from the shiny green plant could help them stay awake for their prayers.

Another legend gives us the name for coffee or "mocha." An Arabian was banished to the desert with his followers to die of starvation. In desperation, Omar had his friends boil and eat the fruit from an unknown plant. Not only did the broth save the exiles, but their survival was taken as a religious sign by the residents of the nearest town, Mocha. The plant and its beverage were named Mocha to honor this event.

Originally the coffee plant grew naturally in Ethopia, but once transplanted in Arabia was monopolized by them. One early use for coffee would have little appeal today. The Galla tribe from Ethiopia used coffee, but not as a drink. They would wrap the beans in animal fat as their only source of nutrition while on raiding parties. The Turks were the first country to adopt it as a drink, often adding spices such as clove, cinnamon, cardamom and anise to the brew.

Coffee was introduced much later to countries beyond Arabia whose inhabitants believed it to be a delicacy and guarded its secret as if they were top secret military plans. Transportation of the plant out of the Moslem nations was forbidden by the government. The actual spread of coffee was started illegally. One Arab named Baba Budan smuggled beans to some mountains near Mysore, India, and started a farm there. Early in this century, the descendants of those original plants were found still growing fruitfully in the region.

Coffee was believed by some Christians to be the devil's drink. Pope Vincent III heard this and decided to taste it before he banished it. He enjoyed it so much he baptized it, saying "coffee is so delicious it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it."

Coffee today is grown and enjoyed worldwide, and is one of the few crops that small farmers in third-world countries can profitably export (other than cocaine and opium)

Monday, August 15, 2005

Mary Kay to Be

Nope, not talking about the cosmetic conglomerates.

Columbia Teacher Charged with Molestation
Police arrested a Rock Bridge High School teacher on Wednesday in connection with the molestation of a 16-year-old student. Authorities are charging special-ed teacher Judith Burke with second-degree molestation. Police say she touched the student inappropriately over his clothes.

And this is a special-ed teacher? BITCH.

Loyal Fanatics

I am currently pissed of at my current place of employment... trying to keep my calm and not have a nervous breakdown.

I shall write something by tomorrow at noon central standard Alice time.

I SHALL SLACK NO LONGER!

There are many scapegoats for our blunders, but the most popular one is Providence.
--More Maxims of Mark