I'm Still Alive!

Yes, aren't you all glad your sweat Alice is still alive and kicking? I'm sure you are! Christmas went well, and I have eaten so much turkey and ham I could go the rest of the year without seeing it again (which won't be very long with 2006 around the corner)! Like every Christmas things went a little squirrely at the last minute (like the fact that I stayed in town). But otherwise everything is decent over in these parts.

I will be back to blogging on the second of the new year..... I am going on a much needed vacation (in my own home and away from work).

Take Care... see you all the second.

Gentle thoughts for today...

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right
time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice:

When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together

it spells "Theirs."

Payroll

As many of you loyal bloggers know I am kinda vacant for a day or two every week due to payroll.

I just found out how much one of our payrolls are.

$106,564.27

And that is every two weeks, me and two other woman trying to pay a shit-load of pcas so they don't attack us..... and now I think I have reason for my stress.

It is good to have reasons.

SPIFFIEST THING EVER!

Checkin' out books!

How the Hell Did You Find Me?

Logan said...
I remember alice.
Alice is maturing.
If I were alone in a room with Alice I would strike a conversation.
I think Alice should find the light at the end of the rabbit hole.
Alice needs companionship.
I want to congratulate Alice.
Someday Alice will find herself.
Alice reminds me of Mindin or Rutabaga Buzzard.
Without Alice I would not appreciate love the same way.
My memories of Alice are jaded.
Alice can be stubborn.
The worst thing about Alice is Alice.
The best thing about Alice is Alice. (Gemini)
One thing I would like to know about Alice is is Alice Happy (Truely)?
Alice should go and seek ferrets.
Alice should remember me.

How the bloody hell did my ex find my blog... please Logan, explain.

Although I really don't mind.... how's the marriage?

About Alice

My favorite color is blue.

My favorite breed of dog are welsh corgies (pembroke).

My favorite breed of cat is tortoiseshell.

I am a member of the NRA.

I love NASCAR. My favorite driver is Sterling Marlin.

I was born without tonsils. (so was my brother)

I can point my feet so that my toes touch the floor. I really need to get a picture of that.

My dream job is to be a sniper.

Care to Go Ask Alice anything?

Afghans for Angels

Please don't try and figure out how I go from sex quizes to this kind of stuff without missing a beat... I really am a strange girl...

I saw this on our Columbia Tribune

Q: I would like to know whether anyone has heard anything about what they call making "afghans for angels." I saw something about it on television, but I don’t have any more information.

A: Afghans for Angels is a volunteer organization that makes baby blankets and delivers them to hospitals to give to parents who have suffered the losses of their infants through miscarriage, stillbirth or infant death. The blankets are wrapped around babies when their parents hold them for the last time and act as mementos of the children for grieving parents.

According to the Afghans for Angels Web site, www.angelfire.com/ia2/AforApage2/, the organization, with headquarters in Britt, Iowa, was founded in 1996 and has chapters in 15 states. The site does not list a Missouri chapter.

Afghans for Angels encourages anyone who can "knit, crochet, quilt or creatively decorate purchased blankets" to help with its efforts. The organization has not yet applied for not-for-profit status, so it asks that donors contribute materials, postage stamps, office supplies or finished blankets instead of cash.

Blankets can range in size from 12-inch squares for premature babies to full-size baby blankets.

I'm a Maniac I Tell You!

Via Dusty's Blog

What kind of sexual deviant are you?

The Playstation

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down. Your exact opposite:The Priss In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

CONGRATULATIONS KURT

Kurt is about to get a new member of the family.

Go congratulate Kurt!

Do you Love me? Do you?

Do you love me?
If you DO, you'll do this for me in the comments section. I stole it from Melanie, who stole it from....

Write in anything you would like... I more than likely won't delete it... I never have deleted anything from my blog... so enjoy!

01] I _____ Alice.
02] Alice is _____.
03] If I were alone in a room with Alice, I would _____.
04] I think Alice should _____.
05] Alice needs _____.
06] I want to _____ Alice.
07] Someday Alice will ___.
08] Alice reminds me of _____.
09] Without Alice _____.
10] My memories of Alice are _____.
11] Alice can be _____.
12] The worst thing about Alice is _____.
13] The best thing about Alice is _____.
14] I am _____ with Alice.
15] One thing I would like to know about Alice is _____.
16] Alice should go and _____.
17] Alice _____ me.

Kids are Funny

Current pics of the babies. I love how my brother basically has them proped up.

Cute though aren't they!


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look inthe back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DANI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

Ugliest Dog Dies

This is certainly the most ugliest damned dog that walked the face of the Earth.

Come on, Vent Some Anger!

Continuing with my Shit I Hate post please feel free to rant with me!

1. I hate it when people begin calling a person by their name (ie. A waitress) when they have a nametag on acting like they have known you your whole life.

2. I hate being called into work on my days off (like today).

3. I hate doing others people’s shit to make sure they stay out of trouble.

4. I hate coming into work on my day off (a request made by our supreme-commander-in-chief) and not receive a single thank you.

5. I hate audits.

6. I hate feeling guilty without even having done anything to make me feel that way.

7. I hate how I cried during the movie “Polar Express.”

8. I hate not being able to be more than what I intended myself to be.

9. I hate that I haven't finished college yet.