“"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)”
Paris Hilton wants kids... oh god, she wants to breed. Anyways, Alice is in a REAL good mood today. So, in light of Paris and all her possible brain dead offspring I give these pictures in salute to YOU!
posted by FantasticAlice @ 7:55 AM
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
9 Comments:
Those are some awesome pics! Paris a mommy? That's almost as crazy as Brittany being one.
I think they need to get me a parking space like that at work. I'd get here like 15 minutes earlier.
The day Paris Hilton gives birth is the day I start watching for signs of the apocolypse, because lo, the end will be nigh. (Although, is it really any worse than Anna Nicole Smith giving birth? She has the crazy, to borrow a phrase from someone else).
Yehaw. Will she be moving into your neighborhood to live with that other trailer trash chick, Britney?
Paris should be required by a court of law to have a full historectemy.
Those pics are too funny!
They don't lube how that Manogram machine do they?
That is one person who does not need to extend her genes onto someone else for there to be another "paris" in the world. One was/is bad enough.
Paris should be required by law to have a lobotomy; oh wait... she's already had one.
Paris has enough money that hopefully someone with an ounce of intelligence will be hired to raise the kid...she sure as hell won't be doing the job, it would cut into her clubbing time.
It took me awhile to figure out the first one until I zoomed in. Great photos and it only goes to show how much of a different world it would be (ever notice the stick-figure in the handicapped sign is never wearing a skirt?) if men lost the gender war. (Yes, the battle still goes on and keeps everyone honest.)
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