Morning Smirk

I detest mornings with people. See, I LOVE being up and moving before anyone else in stores or on the road. I like feeling the dew on my bare feet (my preference in the summer) and listening to the birds... hearing the occasional semi on the road driving by. I HATE people in the morning though (actually, it is general principal for me to hate people). What is up with this constant GOOD MORNING schtick they give me. Are they having a good morning? I was till they said it.It grates on my everlasting nerve and I can't explain why. Ask Zan, I instantly turn in to a bitch as soon as I start to hear people and their fluffy happy greetings. My father told me to start telling everyone good morning in a different language than change it up at the end with a derogatory remark in the same language. I guess I will be uping my language skills this morning.... sounds fun anyways.

Brush up on some Swahili or Icelandic.

And now without further (bruce help me out here... adieau)...

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should
make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read blogs!