Porn Names
When I was wondering through the next blog button a while back I came across Paul's Blog Lover. Paul is an amazingly fun guy who loves life, poetry, and books to the fullest... dedicated (so it seems) to God and his friends. Paul is the kinda guy that you should admire because of his upbeat outlook.
But.....
The first post I saw on his blog had something to do with...well, if I was a stripper what would my name be.
I thought it was fun. So, if I ever get into the porn/stripper business (hey there is a career move!) I would call myself:
Autumn Green
Autumn = favorite time of year
Green = the bowl of herb
What would your name be? And why?
Oh, and please show Paul some Love!
posted by FantasticAlice @ 9:12 AM
13 Comments:
I had always heard that you're suppose to take your middle name as your first and then your streetname as your last. So mine would be Dawn Pioneer. I don't know if that really sounds all that stripper-like.
My stage name would be ... Jack-hammer, sorry best I can come up with for someone large and powerful as myself.
Going with September's logic... which I think I had heard the same before... mine would be Anne Kent.
Not very Dramatic... yours sounds better though Ms. September (then again using a month as a part of your name would work)
Scott-that just brightened my miserable day.
ok, this post made MY day. also, i hadn't known how you had found my blog before, i am so glad you did. and i LOVEd the part where you were like, "he is dedicated (supposidly) to..." i cracked up sooo hard.
um, well, when i did this, for some reason, i did female names only, so mine was veronica juggs. but since this is porn names and they are both genders, i will have to think of a new one... Candy Man, maybe, i am eating some really good soft peppermints right now, and that is the best one i can think of. i would be in like a horror porno.
wow, mel. that makes me Barney Brook.
Hopefully no one makes a typo on the ad in the sports page for Mel:
Corky Crustview appearing nightly doesn't sound like such a good thing....
I've heard what Mel has said too. Mine would then be Mousy Lane. Well it wouldn't be lane but I grew up on a number street, so I'd have to be more creative than 12th.
hilarious!!
mine would be bama arapaho. that is just weird.
I'll just steal my name from the sport of baseball: Randy Johnson, AKA The Big Unit. ;)
what's wrong with Daisyduke as a stage name??? I can just hear it "now appearing on the center stage...the lovely daisyduke....
ahhh fame!
First pet and street? Oh crap...
Goldie Canter
They wear big shoes?
Cookie Fish Hatchery if you do the pet thing...
Jayne Highhill if you do the street thing, but personally I like Candy Kane or Crystal Chandelier...
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