Continuation of Last Weeks Fiasco/Crazy Bitch Part Deux

First, Thanks Dusty, glad I finally got the damnable template figured out, looks like I will be adding more links soon enough. I heart you too!

Friday I recieved a call from Henry... once again apologizing for Lucretia's stupid acts and informing my boy-toy (since for obvious reasons I will not answer phone calls) that Lucretia is trying to apologize to me. FAT CHANCE IN HELL!

I worked this weekend at my part time job at the little convience store down the road from me (it supplements my income a bit and it is like a giant soap opera there anyways so it is a LOT of fun).

The Convience store has a drive thru beer and cigarette run. Yeah, only in Missouri do you find drunks lazy enough not to even get out of the car, they just pull up and I hand them their cases and forties through the window.

Saturday afternoon Lucretia pulls up in her 92 broke down marroon Lincoln (smashed windshield, busted shocks, missing brakelights and all) You have to go around the building (counter-clockwise) to go to the window. Well, she came tear assing into the parking lot and immediately slammed into the rubbermaid trash barrels in the front of the store. Me and the other girl watched this with much awe (at this point my blood was once again boiling. She then reversed her car and almost hit an old man that was walking from the ghetto ass trailers across the street (causing the barrels to fall over and the man trying to scramble out of the way). She finally backed up came around the building missed the window, stopped, reversed back to the window. I asked the other girl to take the bitch. She bought herself a pack of cigarettes, stepped on the gas, saw me, didn't realize her stearing wheel was still turned and then hit the building. Yep, the stupid bitch hit the building with her car. She reversed, honked her horn (I think accidently) and drove off.

Luckily there wasn't any damage to the building but we still have it all on tape.

The Ex-Parte didn't go through on Thursday, but, a judge that I have dealt with before signed off on it (it is good to have friends). Now they just have to find her to serve her (I am sure she will really appreciate what I had to write).

Across the street the crazy mother that had all this wonderful advice to give to Lucretia still doesn't have her man home but on two seperate nights has had to men with (I swear to Vishnu) matching mullets come over and stay the night. And last night her husband (the one who said he was leaving) came back home... bet he doesn't know about the two men on the previous nights.

Makes me wonder if Lucretia and Henry are back together.

I want to move to a place where nobody knows my name....

Comparison Count:

Alice:
5'8"
180 lbs (muscular and curvaceous for the interest of readers :-)
has had Karate training (Tae Kwon Do)
arrested once for beating the shit out of current boy-toy (one and hopefully only time--cross your fingers)-he has never pissed me off again...

Lucretia MacEvil:
5'3"
135 lbs (she's chunky)
I heard she scratches like a cat when she fights
more talk, less action
has been arrested numerous times (driving with out a liscense, beating up girls, carrying marijuana, threatening bosses, vandalizing places of business)

Hmmm... I think I can take her... I just dare the little tart to step on my lawn